Time Of The Month
Written By Adam Dodd
NO CAPO
G# Fm C# D#
G#
While Ive been away,
Fm
With nothing to do,
C#
I couldnt wait to get home,
D#
And spend time with you,
G#
Its been so long,
Fm
But, now its finally here,
C#
As I kiss your neck, baby,
D#
What do I hear?
G# Fm
Im on my period, (What? Damn)
C# D#
A# tampon has beat me to it,
G# Fm
Shes on her period, (Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa)
C# D#
Well you wont get pregnant if we do it,
D#
Yes I can, dummy,
D#
Uh, no you cant, baby,
D#
Yeah, I dont think so,
G#
Well, let me play with your butt, (No)
Fm
While you whack me off, (Stop!)
C#
Or polish my nuts, babe,
D#
With a soft, cotton cloth, (Whats wrong with you?)
G#
Rub both your nipples,
Fm
While you give me head, (Ughhhh)
C# D#
Cant we just throw a big towel on the bed?
G#
Hell no, I dont think so,
Fm
No red wings youll get,
C#
Cant you just wait a week, you jerk?
D#
Ah, fuck that shit,
G# Fm
I promise well get it on this Friday night,
C#
Right when you get home from work,
D#
(I dont know, goodnight asshole,)
(Alright, tonight youre on your period,)
G# Fm
Im on my period, (I get it)
C# D#
I would clean it all up with a sponge, (Thats nasty)
G# Fm
Im on my period, (No, no, no, no)
C# D#
Oh, I hate this dumb time of the month,
Ooh ooh,
A#m C#
For about seven days all youll do is complain,
G# D#
Throw fits and act crazy, act a fool, go insane, (Excuse me?)
A#m C#
But when Friday comes, Ill be coming too,
G# D#
But not in an old sock, but inside of you,
G# Fm
Its finally Friday, youll be delighted,
C#
To know that I waited all damn week,
D#
Im so excited,
G#
Youre there on the bed,
Fm
As I slam the door,
C#
I wink at my girl,
D#
And slam my jeans to the floor,
G#
Now, here comes your daddy,
Fm
Your big lovin man,
C#
Hop up on top, baby,
D#
As quick as you can,
G#
Cause Ill go all night,
Fm
And Ill go all day,
C#
Ill even go down on you, baby,
D#
What do you say?
G# Fm
Im still on my period, (What the fuck? Are you kidding me?)
C# D#
How long do these stupid things last?
G# Fm
When shes on her period, (Whoa, whoa, whoa)
C# D#
Well just let me put it in your ass,
No?
G# Fm
Im on my period,
C# D#
Shes on her period,
G# Fm
Im on my period,
C# D#
Shes on her period,
G# Fm C# D#
Shes on her period, (Im on my period) x5
G#
THE END.
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