Time Of The Month
Written By Adam Dodd
NO CAPO
C# A#m F# G#
C#
While Ive been away,
A#m
With nothing to do,
F#
I couldnt wait to get home,
G#
And spend time with you,
C#
Its been so long,
A#m
But, now its finally here,
F#
As I kiss your neck, baby,
G#
What do I hear?
C# A#m
Im on my period, (What? Damn)
F# G#
D# tampon has beat me to it,
C# A#m
Shes on her period, (Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa)
F# G#
Well you wont get pregnant if we do it,
G#
Yes I can, dummy,
G#
Uh, no you cant, baby,
G#
Yeah, I dont think so,
C#
Well, let me play with your butt, (No)
A#m
While you whack me off, (Stop!)
F#
Or polish my nuts, babe,
G#
With a soft, cotton cloth, (Whats wrong with you?)
C#
Rub both your nipples,
A#m
While you give me head, (Ughhhh)
F# G#
Cant we just throw a big towel on the bed?
C#
Hell no, I dont think so,
A#m
No red wings youll get,
F#
Cant you just wait a week, you jerk?
G#
Ah, fuck that shit,
C# A#m
I promise well get it on this Friday night,
F#
Right when you get home from work,
G#
(I dont know, goodnight asshole,)
(Alright, tonight youre on your period,)
C# A#m
Im on my period, (I get it)
F# G#
I would clean it all up with a sponge, (Thats nasty)
C# A#m
Im on my period, (No, no, no, no)
F# G#
Oh, I hate this dumb time of the month,
Ooh ooh,
D#m F#
For about seven days all youll do is complain,
C# G#
Throw fits and act crazy, act a fool, go insane, (Excuse me?)
D#m F#
But when Friday comes, Ill be coming too,
C# G#
But not in an old sock, but inside of you,
C# A#m
Its finally Friday, youll be delighted,
F#
To know that I waited all damn week,
G#
Im so excited,
C#
Youre there on the bed,
A#m
As I slam the door,
F#
I wink at my girl,
G#
And slam my jeans to the floor,
C#
Now, here comes your daddy,
A#m
Your big lovin man,
F#
Hop up on top, baby,
G#
As quick as you can,
C#
Cause Ill go all night,
A#m
And Ill go all day,
F#
Ill even go down on you, baby,
G#
What do you say?
C# A#m
Im still on my period, (What the fuck? Are you kidding me?)
F# G#
How long do these stupid things last?
C# A#m
When shes on her period, (Whoa, whoa, whoa)
F# G#
Well just let me put it in your ass,
No?
C# A#m
Im on my period,
F# G#
Shes on her period,
C# A#m
Im on my period,
F# G#
Shes on her period,
C# A#m F# G#
Shes on her period, (Im on my period) x5
C#
THE END.
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