Time Of The Month
Written By Adam Dodd
NO CAPO
F# D#m B C#
F#
While Ive been away,
D#m
With nothing to do,
B
I couldnt wait to get home,
C#
And spend time with you,
F#
Its been so long,
D#m
But, now its finally here,
B
As I kiss your neck, baby,
C#
What do I hear?
F# D#m
Im on my period, (What? Damn)
B C#
G# tampon has beat me to it,
F# D#m
Shes on her period, (Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa)
B C#
Well you wont get pregnant if we do it,
C#
Yes I can, dummy,
C#
Uh, no you cant, baby,
C#
Yeah, I dont think so,
F#
Well, let me play with your butt, (No)
D#m
While you whack me off, (Stop!)
B
Or polish my nuts, babe,
C#
With a soft, cotton cloth, (Whats wrong with you?)
F#
Rub both your nipples,
D#m
While you give me head, (Ughhhh)
B C#
Cant we just throw a big towel on the bed?
F#
Hell no, I dont think so,
D#m
No red wings youll get,
B
Cant you just wait a week, you jerk?
C#
Ah, fuck that shit,
F# D#m
I promise well get it on this Friday night,
B
Right when you get home from work,
C#
(I dont know, goodnight asshole,)
(Alright, tonight youre on your period,)
F# D#m
Im on my period, (I get it)
B C#
I would clean it all up with a sponge, (Thats nasty)
F# D#m
Im on my period, (No, no, no, no)
B C#
Oh, I hate this dumb time of the month,
Ooh ooh,
G#m B
For about seven days all youll do is complain,
F# C#
Throw fits and act crazy, act a fool, go insane, (Excuse me?)
G#m B
But when Friday comes, Ill be coming too,
F# C#
But not in an old sock, but inside of you,
F# D#m
Its finally Friday, youll be delighted,
B
To know that I waited all damn week,
C#
Im so excited,
F#
Youre there on the bed,
D#m
As I slam the door,
B
I wink at my girl,
C#
And slam my jeans to the floor,
F#
Now, here comes your daddy,
D#m
Your big lovin man,
B
Hop up on top, baby,
C#
As quick as you can,
F#
Cause Ill go all night,
D#m
And Ill go all day,
B
Ill even go down on you, baby,
C#
What do you say?
F# D#m
Im still on my period, (What the fuck? Are you kidding me?)
B C#
How long do these stupid things last?
F# D#m
When shes on her period, (Whoa, whoa, whoa)
B C#
Well just let me put it in your ass,
No?
F# D#m
Im on my period,
B C#
Shes on her period,
F# D#m
Im on my period,
B C#
Shes on her period,
F# D#m B C#
Shes on her period, (Im on my period) x5
F#
THE END.
OFFICIAL WEBSITE - THEADAMDODD.COM
FACEBOOK.COM/ADAMDODDCOMEDY