Time Of The Month
Written By Adam Dodd
NO CAPO
D Bm G A
D
While Ive been away,
Bm
With nothing to do,
G
I couldnt wait to get home,
A
And spend time with you,
D
Its been so long,
Bm
But, now its finally here,
G
As I kiss your neck, baby,
A
What do I hear?
D Bm
Im on my period, (What? Damn)
G A
E tampon has beat me to it,
D Bm
Shes on her period, (Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa)
G A
Well you wont get pregnant if we do it,
A
Yes I can, dummy,
A
Uh, no you cant, baby,
A
Yeah, I dont think so,
D
Well, let me play with your butt, (No)
Bm
While you whack me off, (Stop!)
G
Or polish my nuts, babe,
A
With a soft, cotton cloth, (Whats wrong with you?)
D
Rub both your nipples,
Bm
While you give me head, (Ughhhh)
G A
Cant we just throw a big towel on the bed?
D
Hell no, I dont think so,
Bm
No red wings youll get,
G
Cant you just wait a week, you jerk?
A
Ah, fuck that shit,
D Bm
I promise well get it on this Friday night,
G
Right when you get home from work,
A
(I dont know, goodnight asshole,)
(Alright, tonight youre on your period,)
D Bm
Im on my period, (I get it)
G A
I would clean it all up with a sponge, (Thats nasty)
D Bm
Im on my period, (No, no, no, no)
G A
Oh, I hate this dumb time of the month,
Ooh ooh,
Em G
For about seven days all youll do is complain,
D A
Throw fits and act crazy, act a fool, go insane, (Excuse me?)
Em G
But when Friday comes, Ill be coming too,
D A
But not in an old sock, but inside of you,
D Bm
Its finally Friday, youll be delighted,
G
To know that I waited all damn week,
A
Im so excited,
D
Youre there on the bed,
Bm
As I slam the door,
G
I wink at my girl,
A
And slam my jeans to the floor,
D
Now, here comes your daddy,
Bm
Your big lovin man,
G
Hop up on top, baby,
A
As quick as you can,
D
Cause Ill go all night,
Bm
And Ill go all day,
G
Ill even go down on you, baby,
A
What do you say?
D Bm
Im still on my period, (What the fuck? Are you kidding me?)
G A
How long do these stupid things last?
D Bm
When shes on her period, (Whoa, whoa, whoa)
G A
Well just let me put it in your ass,
No?
D Bm
Im on my period,
G A
Shes on her period,
D Bm
Im on my period,
G A
Shes on her period,
D Bm G A
Shes on her period, (Im on my period) x5
D
THE END.
OFFICIAL WEBSITE - THEADAMDODD.COM
FACEBOOK.COM/ADAMDODDCOMEDY