Intro
B F# G#m
[Willam (spoken):]
E
It's Christmas
[Alaska (spoken):]
B F# G#m E
Geez, Christmas is terrible
[Willam:]
B F#
I'm never, ever, ever, gonna get it together
G#m
Dad don't give a shit
E
And my sisters say whatever
B F#
All good, I'm cool
G#m E
My mom threw the tree off in the inground pool
B F#
Some about something cause I'm underage drinking
G#m E
It's easy sneaking liquor when they're cooking in the kitchen
B F#
Woke up, tree side
G#m E
Got the garbage can lid for a ghetto sleigh ride
[All:]
B (hold) F# (hold)
And this could be...
(Gingerbread tastes like jäger)
G#m (hold) E (hold)
The worst Christmas ever
(Bitch you don't know a sled)
B F# G#m E
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
B F# G#m E
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
B F# G#m E
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
B F# G#m E
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
[Courtney Act:]
B F#
My entire family's on the morning flight to Paris
G#m E
Night before they punished me and sent me to the attic
(Go to your room!)
B F#
Woke up, rolled out
G#m E
Mum forgot about me on the plane and freaked out
(Courtney!)
B F#
Two guys tried to break into my house but I was smarter
G#m E
Set a bunch of traps, set a guy on fire
B F#
Yeah I, nearly died
G#m E
Mum had to ask John Candy for a ride
[Alaska (spoken):]
E (hold) F# (hold)
Wait a second, that sounds really familiar
[Courtney (spoken):]
E (hold)
No, no, that's my family Christmas, that's what happened
[Alaska (spoken):]
F# (hold)
Do they even have Christmas in Australia?
[Courtney (spoken):]
No...
[All:]
B F# G#m E
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
B F# G#m E
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
B F# G#m E
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
B F# G#m E
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
[Alaska (spoken):]
C#m (hold) F# (hold)
So, there is this one year
C#m (hold)
And it was Christmas
F# (hold)
And my brother got karate patches
C#m (hold) F# (hold)
And I really wanted to get karate patches
C#m (hold)
So I thought I was gonna get karate patches
F# (nold)
And then I didn't get karate patches
[Courtney:]
B F# G#m E
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
B F# G#m B
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
[All:]
B F# G#m E
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
B F# G#m E
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
B F# G#m E
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
B F# G#m E
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
[Alaska (spoken):]
B F# G#m
Okay Courtney here's the part where you sing like Mariah Carey, go, go
[Courtney (spoken):]
E B F#
No I'm not doing it this year everybody made fun of me last year, y-you do it
[Alaska (spoken):]
G#m E
Fine I'll do it okay, ready?
B F# G#m E
Aaaah aaaah aaaah aaaah
[Courtney (spoken):]
B F#
Why didn't you tell me you could sing like that?
[Alaska (laughs):]
G#m E
[Willam (spoken):]
B (hold)
Happy Birthday Hanukkah!