Intro
F# C# D#m
[Willam (spoken):]
B
It's Christmas
[Alaska (spoken):]
F# C# D#m B
Geez, Christmas is terrible
[Willam:]
F# C#
I'm never, ever, ever, gonna get it together
D#m
Dad don't give a shit
B
And my sisters say whatever
F# C#
All good, I'm cool
D#m B
My mom threw the tree off in the inground pool
F# C#
Some about something cause I'm underage drinking
D#m B
It's easy sneaking liquor when they're cooking in the kitchen
F# C#
Woke up, tree side
D#m B
Got the garbage can lid for a ghetto sleigh ride
[All:]
F# (hold) C# (hold)
And this could be...
(Gingerbread tastes like jäger)
D#m (hold) B (hold)
The worst Christmas ever
(Bitch you don't know a sled)
F# C# D#m B
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
F# C# D#m B
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
F# C# D#m B
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
F# C# D#m B
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
[Courtney Act:]
F# C#
My entire family's on the morning flight to Paris
D#m B
Night before they punished me and sent me to the attic
(Go to your room!)
F# C#
Woke up, rolled out
D#m B
Mum forgot about me on the plane and freaked out
(Courtney!)
F# C#
Two guys tried to break into my house but I was smarter
D#m B
Set a bunch of traps, set a guy on fire
F# C#
Yeah I, nearly died
D#m B
Mum had to ask John Candy for a ride
[Alaska (spoken):]
B (hold) C# (hold)
Wait a second, that sounds really familiar
[Courtney (spoken):]
B (hold)
No, no, that's my family Christmas, that's what happened
[Alaska (spoken):]
C# (hold)
Do they even have Christmas in Australia?
[Courtney (spoken):]
No...
[All:]
F# C# D#m B
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
F# C# D#m B
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
F# C# D#m B
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
F# C# D#m B
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
[Alaska (spoken):]
G#m (hold) C# (hold)
So, there is this one year
G#m (hold)
And it was Christmas
C# (hold)
And my brother got karate patches
G#m (hold) C# (hold)
And I really wanted to get karate patches
G#m (hold)
So I thought I was gonna get karate patches
C# (nold)
And then I didn't get karate patches
[Courtney:]
F# C# D#m B
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
F# C# D#m F#
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
[All:]
F# C# D#m B
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
F# C# D#m B
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
F# C# D#m B
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
F# C# D#m B
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
[Alaska (spoken):]
F# C# D#m
Okay Courtney here's the part where you sing like Mariah Carey, go, go
[Courtney (spoken):]
B F# C#
No I'm not doing it this year everybody made fun of me last year, y-you do it
[Alaska (spoken):]
D#m B
Fine I'll do it okay, ready?
F# C# D#m B
Aaaah aaaah aaaah aaaah
[Courtney (spoken):]
F# C#
Why didn't you tell me you could sing like that?
[Alaska (laughs):]
D#m B
[Willam (spoken):]
F# (hold)
Happy Birthday Hanukkah!