Intro
E B C#m
[Willam (spoken):]
A
It's Christmas
[Alaska (spoken):]
E B C#m A
Geez, Christmas is terrible
[Willam:]
E B
I'm never, ever, ever, gonna get it together
C#m
Dad don't give a shit
A
And my sisters say whatever
E B
All good, I'm cool
C#m A
My mom threw the tree off in the inground pool
E B
Some about something cause I'm underage drinking
C#m A
It's easy sneaking liquor when they're cooking in the kitchen
E B
Woke up, tree side
C#m A
Got the garbage can lid for a ghetto sleigh ride
[All:]
E (hold) B (hold)
And this could be...
(Gingerbread tastes like jäger)
C#m (hold) A (hold)
The worst Christmas ever
(Bitch you don't know a sled)
E B C#m A
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
E B C#m A
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
E B C#m A
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
E B C#m A
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
[Courtney Act:]
E B
My entire family's on the morning flight to Paris
C#m A
Night before they punished me and sent me to the attic
(Go to your room!)
E B
Woke up, rolled out
C#m A
Mum forgot about me on the plane and freaked out
(Courtney!)
E B
Two guys tried to break into my house but I was smarter
C#m A
Set a bunch of traps, set a guy on fire
E B
Yeah I, nearly died
C#m A
Mum had to ask John Candy for a ride
[Alaska (spoken):]
A (hold) B (hold)
Wait a second, that sounds really familiar
[Courtney (spoken):]
A (hold)
No, no, that's my family Christmas, that's what happened
[Alaska (spoken):]
B (hold)
Do they even have Christmas in Australia?
[Courtney (spoken):]
No...
[All:]
E B C#m A
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
E B C#m A
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
E B C#m A
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
E B C#m A
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
[Alaska (spoken):]
F#m (hold) B (hold)
So, there is this one year
F#m (hold)
And it was Christmas
B (hold)
And my brother got karate patches
F#m (hold) B (hold)
And I really wanted to get karate patches
F#m (hold)
So I thought I was gonna get karate patches
B (nold)
And then I didn't get karate patches
[Courtney:]
E B C#m A
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
E B C#m E
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
[All:]
E B C#m A
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
E B C#m A
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
E B C#m A
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
E B C#m A
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
[Alaska (spoken):]
E B C#m
Okay Courtney here's the part where you sing like Mariah Carey, go, go
[Courtney (spoken):]
A E B
No I'm not doing it this year everybody made fun of me last year, y-you do it
[Alaska (spoken):]
C#m A
Fine I'll do it okay, ready?
E B C#m A
Aaaah aaaah aaaah aaaah
[Courtney (spoken):]
E B
Why didn't you tell me you could sing like that?
[Alaska (laughs):]
C#m A
[Willam (spoken):]
E (hold)
Happy Birthday Hanukkah!