Intro
G# D# Fm
[Willam (spoken):]
C#
It's Christmas
[Alaska (spoken):]
G# D# Fm C#
Geez, Christmas is terrible
[Willam:]
G# D#
I'm never, ever, ever, gonna get it together
Fm
Dad don't give a shit
C#
And my sisters say whatever
G# D#
All good, I'm cool
Fm C#
My mom threw the tree off in the inground pool
G# D#
Some about something cause I'm underage drinking
Fm C#
It's easy sneaking liquor when they're cooking in the kitchen
G# D#
Woke up, tree side
Fm C#
Got the garbage can lid for a ghetto sleigh ride
[All:]
G# (hold) D# (hold)
And this could be...
(Gingerbread tastes like jäger)
Fm (hold) C# (hold)
The worst Christmas ever
(Bitch you don't know a sled)
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Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
G# D# Fm C#
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
G# D# Fm C#
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
G# D# Fm C#
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
[Courtney Act:]
G# D#
My entire family's on the morning flight to Paris
Fm C#
Night before they punished me and sent me to the attic
(Go to your room!)
G# D#
Woke up, rolled out
Fm C#
Mum forgot about me on the plane and freaked out
(Courtney!)
G# D#
Two guys tried to break into my house but I was smarter
Fm C#
Set a bunch of traps, set a guy on fire
G# D#
Yeah I, nearly died
Fm C#
Mum had to ask John Candy for a ride
[Alaska (spoken):]
C# (hold) D# (hold)
Wait a second, that sounds really familiar
[Courtney (spoken):]
C# (hold)
No, no, that's my family Christmas, that's what happened
[Alaska (spoken):]
D# (hold)
Do they even have Christmas in Australia?
[Courtney (spoken):]
No...
[All:]
G# D# Fm C#
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
G# D# Fm C#
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
G# D# Fm C#
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
G# D# Fm C#
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
[Alaska (spoken):]
A#m (hold) D# (hold)
So, there is this one year
A#m (hold)
And it was Christmas
D# (hold)
And my brother got karate patches
A#m (hold) D# (hold)
And I really wanted to get karate patches
A#m (hold)
So I thought I was gonna get karate patches
D# (nold)
And then I didn't get karate patches
[Courtney:]
G# D# Fm C#
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
G# D# Fm G#
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
[All:]
G# D# Fm C#
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
G# D# Fm C#
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
G# D# Fm C#
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
G# D# Fm C#
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
[Alaska (spoken):]
G# D# Fm
Okay Courtney here's the part where you sing like Mariah Carey, go, go
[Courtney (spoken):]
C# G# D#
No I'm not doing it this year everybody made fun of me last year, y-you do it
[Alaska (spoken):]
Fm C#
Fine I'll do it okay, ready?
G# D# Fm C#
Aaaah aaaah aaaah aaaah
[Courtney (spoken):]
G# D#
Why didn't you tell me you could sing like that?
[Alaska (laughs):]
Fm C#
[Willam (spoken):]
G# (hold)
Happy Birthday Hanukkah!