Intro
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[Willam (spoken):]
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It's Christmas
[Alaska (spoken):]
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Geez, Christmas is terrible
[Willam:]
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I'm never, ever, ever, gonna get it together
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Dad don't give a shit
D
And my sisters say whatever
A E
All good, I'm cool
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My mom threw the tree off in the inground pool
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Some about something cause I'm underage drinking
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It's easy sneaking liquor when they're cooking in the kitchen
A E
Woke up, tree side
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Got the garbage can lid for a ghetto sleigh ride
[All:]
A (hold) E (hold)
And this could be...
(Gingerbread tastes like jäger)
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The worst Christmas ever
(Bitch you don't know a sled)
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Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
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Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
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Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
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Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
[Courtney Act:]
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My entire family's on the morning flight to Paris
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Night before they punished me and sent me to the attic
(Go to your room!)
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Woke up, rolled out
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Mum forgot about me on the plane and freaked out
(Courtney!)
A E
Two guys tried to break into my house but I was smarter
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Set a bunch of traps, set a guy on fire
A E
Yeah I, nearly died
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Mum had to ask John Candy for a ride
[Alaska (spoken):]
D (hold) E (hold)
Wait a second, that sounds really familiar
[Courtney (spoken):]
D (hold)
No, no, that's my family Christmas, that's what happened
[Alaska (spoken):]
E (hold)
Do they even have Christmas in Australia?
[Courtney (spoken):]
No...
[All:]
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Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
A E F#m D
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
A E F#m D
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
A E F#m D
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
[Alaska (spoken):]
Bm (hold) E (hold)
So, there is this one year
Bm (hold)
And it was Christmas
E (hold)
And my brother got karate patches
Bm (hold) E (hold)
And I really wanted to get karate patches
Bm (hold)
So I thought I was gonna get karate patches
E (nold)
And then I didn't get karate patches
[Courtney:]
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Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
A E F#m A
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
[All:]
A E F#m D
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
A E F#m D
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
A E F#m D
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
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Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
[Alaska (spoken):]
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Okay Courtney here's the part where you sing like Mariah Carey, go, go
[Courtney (spoken):]
D A E
No I'm not doing it this year everybody made fun of me last year, y-you do it
[Alaska (spoken):]
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Fine I'll do it okay, ready?
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Aaaah aaaah aaaah aaaah
[Courtney (spoken):]
A E
Why didn't you tell me you could sing like that?
[Alaska (laughs):]
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[Willam (spoken):]
A (hold)
Happy Birthday Hanukkah!