Intro
D A Bm
[Willam (spoken):]
G
It's Christmas
[Alaska (spoken):]
D A Bm G
Geez, Christmas is terrible
[Willam:]
D A
I'm never, ever, ever, gonna get it together
Bm
Dad don't give a shit
G
And my sisters say whatever
D A
All good, I'm cool
Bm G
My mom threw the tree off in the inground pool
D A
Some about something cause I'm underage drinking
Bm G
It's easy sneaking liquor when they're cooking in the kitchen
D A
Woke up, tree side
Bm G
Got the garbage can lid for a ghetto sleigh ride
[All:]
D (hold) A (hold)
And this could be...
(Gingerbread tastes like jäger)
Bm (hold) G (hold)
The worst Christmas ever
(Bitch you don't know a sled)
D A Bm G
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
D A Bm G
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
D A Bm G
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
D A Bm G
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
[Courtney Act:]
D A
My entire family's on the morning flight to Paris
Bm G
Night before they punished me and sent me to the attic
(Go to your room!)
D A
Woke up, rolled out
Bm G
Mum forgot about me on the plane and freaked out
(Courtney!)
D A
Two guys tried to break into my house but I was smarter
Bm G
Set a bunch of traps, set a guy on fire
D A
Yeah I, nearly died
Bm G
Mum had to ask John Candy for a ride
[Alaska (spoken):]
G (hold) A (hold)
Wait a second, that sounds really familiar
[Courtney (spoken):]
G (hold)
No, no, that's my family Christmas, that's what happened
[Alaska (spoken):]
A (hold)
Do they even have Christmas in Australia?
[Courtney (spoken):]
No...
[All:]
D A Bm G
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
D A Bm G
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
D A Bm G
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
D A Bm G
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
[Alaska (spoken):]
Em (hold) A (hold)
So, there is this one year
Em (hold)
And it was Christmas
A (hold)
And my brother got karate patches
Em (hold) A (hold)
And I really wanted to get karate patches
Em (hold)
So I thought I was gonna get karate patches
A (nold)
And then I didn't get karate patches
[Courtney:]
D A Bm G
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
D A Bm D
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
[All:]
D A Bm G
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
D A Bm G
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
D A Bm G
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
D A Bm G
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
[Alaska (spoken):]
D A Bm
Okay Courtney here's the part where you sing like Mariah Carey, go, go
[Courtney (spoken):]
G D A
No I'm not doing it this year everybody made fun of me last year, y-you do it
[Alaska (spoken):]
Bm G
Fine I'll do it okay, ready?
D A Bm G
Aaaah aaaah aaaah aaaah
[Courtney (spoken):]
D A
Why didn't you tell me you could sing like that?
[Alaska (laughs):]
Bm G
[Willam (spoken):]
D (hold)
Happy Birthday Hanukkah!