Intro
F C Dm
[Willam (spoken):]
A#
It's Christmas
[Alaska (spoken):]
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Geez, Christmas is terrible
[Willam:]
F C
I'm never, ever, ever, gonna get it together
Dm
Dad don't give a shit
A#
And my sisters say whatever
F C
All good, I'm cool
Dm A#
My mom threw the tree off in the inground pool
F C
Some about something cause I'm underage drinking
Dm A#
It's easy sneaking liquor when they're cooking in the kitchen
F C
Woke up, tree side
Dm A#
Got the garbage can lid for a ghetto sleigh ride
[All:]
F (hold) C (hold)
And this could be...
(Gingerbread tastes like jäger)
Dm (hold) A# (hold)
The worst Christmas ever
(Bitch you don't know a sled)
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Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
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Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
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Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
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Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
[Courtney Act:]
F C
My entire family's on the morning flight to Paris
Dm A#
Night before they punished me and sent me to the attic
(Go to your room!)
F C
Woke up, rolled out
Dm A#
Mum forgot about me on the plane and freaked out
(Courtney!)
F C
Two guys tried to break into my house but I was smarter
Dm A#
Set a bunch of traps, set a guy on fire
F C
Yeah I, nearly died
Dm A#
Mum had to ask John Candy for a ride
[Alaska (spoken):]
A# (hold) C (hold)
Wait a second, that sounds really familiar
[Courtney (spoken):]
A# (hold)
No, no, that's my family Christmas, that's what happened
[Alaska (spoken):]
C (hold)
Do they even have Christmas in Australia?
[Courtney (spoken):]
No...
[All:]
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Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
F C Dm A#
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
F C Dm A#
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
F C Dm A#
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
[Alaska (spoken):]
Gm (hold) C (hold)
So, there is this one year
Gm (hold)
And it was Christmas
C (hold)
And my brother got karate patches
Gm (hold) C (hold)
And I really wanted to get karate patches
Gm (hold)
So I thought I was gonna get karate patches
C (nold)
And then I didn't get karate patches
[Courtney:]
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Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
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Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
[All:]
F C Dm A#
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
F C Dm A#
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
F C Dm A#
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
F C Dm A#
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
[Alaska (spoken):]
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Okay Courtney here's the part where you sing like Mariah Carey, go, go
[Courtney (spoken):]
A# F C
No I'm not doing it this year everybody made fun of me last year, y-you do it
[Alaska (spoken):]
Dm A#
Fine I'll do it okay, ready?
F C Dm A#
Aaaah aaaah aaaah aaaah
[Courtney (spoken):]
F C
Why didn't you tell me you could sing like that?
[Alaska (laughs):]
Dm A#
[Willam (spoken):]
F (hold)
Happy Birthday Hanukkah!