Intro
C G Am
[Willam (spoken):]
F
It's Christmas
[Alaska (spoken):]
C G Am F
Geez, Christmas is terrible
[Willam:]
C G
I'm never, ever, ever, gonna get it together
Am
Dad don't give a shit
F
And my sisters say whatever
C G
All good, I'm cool
Am F
My mom threw the tree off in the inground pool
C G
Some about something cause I'm underage drinking
Am F
It's easy sneaking liquor when they're cooking in the kitchen
C G
Woke up, tree side
Am F
Got the garbage can lid for a ghetto sleigh ride
[All:]
C (hold) G (hold)
And this could be...
(Gingerbread tastes like jäger)
Am (hold) F (hold)
The worst Christmas ever
(Bitch you don't know a sled)
C G Am F
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
C G Am F
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
C G Am F
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
C G Am F
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
[Courtney Act:]
C G
My entire family's on the morning flight to Paris
Am F
Night before they punished me and sent me to the attic
(Go to your room!)
C G
Woke up, rolled out
Am F
Mum forgot about me on the plane and freaked out
(Courtney!)
C G
Two guys tried to break into my house but I was smarter
Am F
Set a bunch of traps, set a guy on fire
C G
Yeah I, nearly died
Am F
Mum had to ask John Candy for a ride
[Alaska (spoken):]
F (hold) G (hold)
Wait a second, that sounds really familiar
[Courtney (spoken):]
F (hold)
No, no, that's my family Christmas, that's what happened
[Alaska (spoken):]
G (hold)
Do they even have Christmas in Australia?
[Courtney (spoken):]
No...
[All:]
C G Am F
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
C G Am F
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
C G Am F
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
C G Am F
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
[Alaska (spoken):]
Dm (hold) G (hold)
So, there is this one year
Dm (hold)
And it was Christmas
G (hold)
And my brother got karate patches
Dm (hold) G (hold)
And I really wanted to get karate patches
Dm (hold)
So I thought I was gonna get karate patches
G (nold)
And then I didn't get karate patches
[Courtney:]
C G Am F
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
C G Am C
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
[All:]
C G Am F
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
C G Am F
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
C G Am F
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
C G Am F
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
[Alaska (spoken):]
C G Am
Okay Courtney here's the part where you sing like Mariah Carey, go, go
[Courtney (spoken):]
F C G
No I'm not doing it this year everybody made fun of me last year, y-you do it
[Alaska (spoken):]
Am F
Fine I'll do it okay, ready?
C G Am F
Aaaah aaaah aaaah aaaah
[Courtney (spoken):]
C G
Why didn't you tell me you could sing like that?
[Alaska (laughs):]
Am F
[Willam (spoken):]
C (hold)
Happy Birthday Hanukkah!