Intro
G Gsus4 G Dsus4 D C Dsus4 D G
[Verse 1]
D C G
Another year over, there's a definate chill in the air
D C G
I should put some clothes on 'cause people are startin' to stare
Em C D
And children are dreamin' of all of the presents they'll get
Em C D Dsus4 D
There's always one item that Santa will never forget
[Verse 2]
D C G
The bauballs are hangin', there's tinsel all over the place
D C G
I hope no-one sees me in this state of undress and disgrace
Em C D
So hurry up Santa and clothe me with your festive cheer
Em C D Dsus4 D
There can't be confusion, it's the same bloomin' present each year
[Chorus]
G Gsus4 G Dsus4 D
Pants! It must be Christmas time
G Gsus4 G Dsus4 D
Oh pants! That's what you'll always find
Em C
If your underwear is lookin' thread-bare
G D
And shamin' your washin' line
C Dsus4 D G
Then pants! It must be Christmas time
[Verse 3]
D C G
D global occurance no matter the country you're in
D C G
On of your presents will be close to your heart and your skin
Em C D
The variety's endless and Santa's got every one
Em C D Dsus4 D
The labels are fancy and they're full of abreviation
[Chorus]
G Gsus4 G Dsus4 D
Pants! It must be Christmas time
G Gsus4 G Dsus4 D
Oh pants! That's what you'll always find
Em C
If your nicker elastic's no longer fantastic
G D
You're close to committin' a crime
C Dsus4 D G
Then pants! It must be Christmas time
[Verse 4]
D C G
There are bloomers for Bessie, Colins's got his Calvin Kleins
D C G
And Sue goes commando which is wrong when you're seventy-nine
Em C D
Cousin Jim likes his briefs to give him some grief which I'm quite sure is medically wrong
Em C D Dsus4 D
And my uncle Fred at the foot of his bed hangs his stockings, suspenders and thong
[Chorus]
G Gsus4 G Dsus4 D
Pants! It must be Christmas time (Time for new Christmas pants)
G Gsus4 G Dsus4 D
Oh pants! That's what you'll always find (Time for new Christmas pants)
Em C
If your strings of C have dropped down to an A
G D
You've got fat and you're draggin' behind
C Dsus4 D G
Then pants! It must be Christmas time
[Chorus]
A Asus4 A Esus4 E
Pants! It must be Christmas time (Time for new Christmas pants)
A Asus4 A Esus4 E
Oh pants! That's what you'll always find (Time for new Christmas pants)
F#m D
Oh curse it and cuss it, those holes in your gusset
A E
Are makin' you grumble and whine
D Esus4 E
Then pants! It must be Christmas...
F#m Dsus4 D
Pants! It must be Christmas...
A Esus4 E A
Pants! It must be Christmas time