Intro
E Esus4 E Bsus4 B A Bsus4 B E
[Verse 1]
B A E
Another year over, there's a definate chill in the air
B A E
I should put some clothes on 'cause people are startin' to stare
C#m A B
And children are dreamin' of all of the presents they'll get
C#m A B Bsus4 B
There's always one item that Santa will never forget
[Verse 2]
B A E
The bauballs are hangin', there's tinsel all over the place
B A E
I hope no-one sees me in this state of undress and disgrace
C#m A B
So hurry up Santa and clothe me with your festive cheer
C#m A B Bsus4 B
There can't be confusion, it's the same bloomin' present each year
[Chorus]
E Esus4 E Bsus4 B
Pants! It must be Christmas time
E Esus4 E Bsus4 B
Oh pants! That's what you'll always find
C#m A
If your underwear is lookin' thread-bare
E B
And shamin' your washin' line
A Bsus4 B E
Then pants! It must be Christmas time
[Verse 3]
B A E
B global occurance no matter the country you're in
B A E
On of your presents will be close to your heart and your skin
C#m A B
The variety's endless and Santa's got every one
C#m A B Bsus4 B
The labels are fancy and they're full of abreviation
[Chorus]
E Esus4 E Bsus4 B
Pants! It must be Christmas time
E Esus4 E Bsus4 B
Oh pants! That's what you'll always find
C#m A
If your nicker elastic's no longer fantastic
E B
You're close to committin' a crime
A Bsus4 B E
Then pants! It must be Christmas time
[Verse 4]
B A E
There are bloomers for Bessie, Colins's got his Calvin Kleins
B A E
And Sue goes commando which is wrong when you're seventy-nine
C#m A B
Cousin Jim likes his briefs to give him some grief which I'm quite sure is medically wrong
C#m A B Bsus4 B
And my uncle Fred at the foot of his bed hangs his stockings, suspenders and thong
[Chorus]
E Esus4 E Bsus4 B
Pants! It must be Christmas time (Time for new Christmas pants)
E Esus4 E Bsus4 B
Oh pants! That's what you'll always find (Time for new Christmas pants)
C#m A
If your strings of A have dropped down to an F#
E B
You've got fat and you're draggin' behind
A Bsus4 B E
Then pants! It must be Christmas time
[Chorus]
F# F#sus4 F# C#sus4 C#
Pants! It must be Christmas time (Time for new Christmas pants)
F# F#sus4 F# C#sus4 C#
Oh pants! That's what you'll always find (Time for new Christmas pants)
D#m B
Oh curse it and cuss it, those holes in your gusset
F# C#
Are makin' you grumble and whine
B C#sus4 C#
Then pants! It must be Christmas...
D#m Bsus4 B
Pants! It must be Christmas...
F# C#sus4 C# F#
Pants! It must be Christmas time