Intro
A# A#sus4 A# Fsus4 F D# Fsus4 F A#
[Verse 1]
F D# A#
Another year over, there's a definate chill in the air
F D# A#
I should put some clothes on 'cause people are startin' to stare
Gm D# F
And children are dreamin' of all of the presents they'll get
Gm D# F Fsus4 F
There's always one item that Santa will never forget
[Verse 2]
F D# A#
The bauballs are hangin', there's tinsel all over the place
F D# A#
I hope no-one sees me in this state of undress and disgrace
Gm D# F
So hurry up Santa and clothe me with your festive cheer
Gm D# F Fsus4 F
There can't be confusion, it's the same bloomin' present each year
[Chorus]
A# A#sus4 A# Fsus4 F
Pants! It must be Christmas time
A# A#sus4 A# Fsus4 F
Oh pants! That's what you'll always find
Gm D#
If your underwear is lookin' thread-bare
A# F
And shamin' your washin' line
D# Fsus4 F A#
Then pants! It must be Christmas time
[Verse 3]
F D# A#
F global occurance no matter the country you're in
F D# A#
On of your presents will be close to your heart and your skin
Gm D# F
The variety's endless and Santa's got every one
Gm D# F Fsus4 F
The labels are fancy and they're full of abreviation
[Chorus]
A# A#sus4 A# Fsus4 F
Pants! It must be Christmas time
A# A#sus4 A# Fsus4 F
Oh pants! That's what you'll always find
Gm D#
If your nicker elastic's no longer fantastic
A# F
You're close to committin' a crime
D# Fsus4 F A#
Then pants! It must be Christmas time
[Verse 4]
F D# A#
There are bloomers for Bessie, Colins's got his Calvin Kleins
F D# A#
And Sue goes commando which is wrong when you're seventy-nine
Gm D# F
Cousin Jim likes his briefs to give him some grief which I'm quite sure is medically wrong
Gm D# F Fsus4 F
And my uncle Fred at the foot of his bed hangs his stockings, suspenders and thong
[Chorus]
A# A#sus4 A# Fsus4 F
Pants! It must be Christmas time (Time for new Christmas pants)
A# A#sus4 A# Fsus4 F
Oh pants! That's what you'll always find (Time for new Christmas pants)
Gm D#
If your strings of D# have dropped down to an C
A# F
You've got fat and you're draggin' behind
D# Fsus4 F A#
Then pants! It must be Christmas time
[Chorus]
C Csus4 C Gsus4 G
Pants! It must be Christmas time (Time for new Christmas pants)
C Csus4 C Gsus4 G
Oh pants! That's what you'll always find (Time for new Christmas pants)
Am F
Oh curse it and cuss it, those holes in your gusset
C G
Are makin' you grumble and whine
F Gsus4 G
Then pants! It must be Christmas...
Am Fsus4 F
Pants! It must be Christmas...
C Gsus4 G C
Pants! It must be Christmas time