Intro
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[Verse 1]
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Another year over, there's a definate chill in the air
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I should put some clothes on 'cause people are startin' to stare
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And children are dreamin' of all of the presents they'll get
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There's always one item that Santa will never forget
[Verse 2]
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The bauballs are hangin', there's tinsel all over the place
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I hope no-one sees me in this state of undress and disgrace
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So hurry up Santa and clothe me with your festive cheer
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There can't be confusion, it's the same bloomin' present each year
[Chorus]
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Pants! It must be Christmas time
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Oh pants! That's what you'll always find
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If your underwear is lookin' thread-bare
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And shamin' your washin' line
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Then pants! It must be Christmas time
[Verse 3]
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D# global occurance no matter the country you're in
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On of your presents will be close to your heart and your skin
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The variety's endless and Santa's got every one
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The labels are fancy and they're full of abreviation
[Chorus]
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Pants! It must be Christmas time
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Oh pants! That's what you'll always find
Fm C#
If your nicker elastic's no longer fantastic
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You're close to committin' a crime
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Then pants! It must be Christmas time
[Verse 4]
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There are bloomers for Bessie, Colins's got his Calvin Kleins
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And Sue goes commando which is wrong when you're seventy-nine
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Cousin Jim likes his briefs to give him some grief which I'm quite sure is medically wrong
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And my uncle Fred at the foot of his bed hangs his stockings, suspenders and thong
[Chorus]
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Pants! It must be Christmas time (Time for new Christmas pants)
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Oh pants! That's what you'll always find (Time for new Christmas pants)
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If your strings of C# have dropped down to an A#
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You've got fat and you're draggin' behind
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Then pants! It must be Christmas time
[Chorus]
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Pants! It must be Christmas time (Time for new Christmas pants)
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Oh pants! That's what you'll always find (Time for new Christmas pants)
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Oh curse it and cuss it, those holes in your gusset
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Are makin' you grumble and whine
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Then pants! It must be Christmas...
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Pants! It must be Christmas...
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Pants! It must be Christmas time