Intro
A Asus4 A Esus4 E D Esus4 E A
[Verse 1]
E D A
Another year over, there's a definate chill in the air
E D A
I should put some clothes on 'cause people are startin' to stare
F#m D E
And children are dreamin' of all of the presents they'll get
F#m D E Esus4 E
There's always one item that Santa will never forget
[Verse 2]
E D A
The bauballs are hangin', there's tinsel all over the place
E D A
I hope no-one sees me in this state of undress and disgrace
F#m D E
So hurry up Santa and clothe me with your festive cheer
F#m D E Esus4 E
There can't be confusion, it's the same bloomin' present each year
[Chorus]
A Asus4 A Esus4 E
Pants! It must be Christmas time
A Asus4 A Esus4 E
Oh pants! That's what you'll always find
F#m D
If your underwear is lookin' thread-bare
A E
And shamin' your washin' line
D Esus4 E A
Then pants! It must be Christmas time
[Verse 3]
E D A
E global occurance no matter the country you're in
E D A
On of your presents will be close to your heart and your skin
F#m D E
The variety's endless and Santa's got every one
F#m D E Esus4 E
The labels are fancy and they're full of abreviation
[Chorus]
A Asus4 A Esus4 E
Pants! It must be Christmas time
A Asus4 A Esus4 E
Oh pants! That's what you'll always find
F#m D
If your nicker elastic's no longer fantastic
A E
You're close to committin' a crime
D Esus4 E A
Then pants! It must be Christmas time
[Verse 4]
E D A
There are bloomers for Bessie, Colins's got his Calvin Kleins
E D A
And Sue goes commando which is wrong when you're seventy-nine
F#m D E
Cousin Jim likes his briefs to give him some grief which I'm quite sure is medically wrong
F#m D E Esus4 E
And my uncle Fred at the foot of his bed hangs his stockings, suspenders and thong
[Chorus]
A Asus4 A Esus4 E
Pants! It must be Christmas time (Time for new Christmas pants)
A Asus4 A Esus4 E
Oh pants! That's what you'll always find (Time for new Christmas pants)
F#m D
If your strings of D have dropped down to an B
A E
You've got fat and you're draggin' behind
D Esus4 E A
Then pants! It must be Christmas time
[Chorus]
B Bsus4 B F#sus4 F#
Pants! It must be Christmas time (Time for new Christmas pants)
B Bsus4 B F#sus4 F#
Oh pants! That's what you'll always find (Time for new Christmas pants)
G#m E
Oh curse it and cuss it, those holes in your gusset
B F#
Are makin' you grumble and whine
E F#sus4 F#
Then pants! It must be Christmas...
G#m Esus4 E
Pants! It must be Christmas...
B F#sus4 F# B
Pants! It must be Christmas time