Intro
C Csus4 C Gsus4 G F Gsus4 G C
[Verse 1]
G F C
Another year over, there's a definate chill in the air
G F C
I should put some clothes on 'cause people are startin' to stare
Am F G
And children are dreamin' of all of the presents they'll get
Am F G Gsus4 G
There's always one item that Santa will never forget
[Verse 2]
G F C
The bauballs are hangin', there's tinsel all over the place
G F C
I hope no-one sees me in this state of undress and disgrace
Am F G
So hurry up Santa and clothe me with your festive cheer
Am F G Gsus4 G
There can't be confusion, it's the same bloomin' present each year
[Chorus]
C Csus4 C Gsus4 G
Pants! It must be Christmas time
C Csus4 C Gsus4 G
Oh pants! That's what you'll always find
Am F
If your underwear is lookin' thread-bare
C G
And shamin' your washin' line
F Gsus4 G C
Then pants! It must be Christmas time
[Verse 3]
G F C
G global occurance no matter the country you're in
G F C
On of your presents will be close to your heart and your skin
Am F G
The variety's endless and Santa's got every one
Am F G Gsus4 G
The labels are fancy and they're full of abreviation
[Chorus]
C Csus4 C Gsus4 G
Pants! It must be Christmas time
C Csus4 C Gsus4 G
Oh pants! That's what you'll always find
Am F
If your nicker elastic's no longer fantastic
C G
You're close to committin' a crime
F Gsus4 G C
Then pants! It must be Christmas time
[Verse 4]
G F C
There are bloomers for Bessie, Colins's got his Calvin Kleins
G F C
And Sue goes commando which is wrong when you're seventy-nine
Am F G
Cousin Jim likes his briefs to give him some grief which I'm quite sure is medically wrong
Am F G Gsus4 G
And my uncle Fred at the foot of his bed hangs his stockings, suspenders and thong
[Chorus]
C Csus4 C Gsus4 G
Pants! It must be Christmas time (Time for new Christmas pants)
C Csus4 C Gsus4 G
Oh pants! That's what you'll always find (Time for new Christmas pants)
Am F
If your strings of F have dropped down to an D
C G
You've got fat and you're draggin' behind
F Gsus4 G C
Then pants! It must be Christmas time
[Chorus]
D Dsus4 D Asus4 A
Pants! It must be Christmas time (Time for new Christmas pants)
D Dsus4 D Asus4 A
Oh pants! That's what you'll always find (Time for new Christmas pants)
Bm G
Oh curse it and cuss it, those holes in your gusset
D A
Are makin' you grumble and whine
G Asus4 A
Then pants! It must be Christmas...
Bm Gsus4 G
Pants! It must be Christmas...
D Asus4 A D
Pants! It must be Christmas time