Intro
B Bsus4 B F#sus4 F# E F#sus4 F# B
[Verse 1]
F# E B
Another year over, there's a definate chill in the air
F# E B
I should put some clothes on 'cause people are startin' to stare
G#m E F#
And children are dreamin' of all of the presents they'll get
G#m E F# F#sus4 F#
There's always one item that Santa will never forget
[Verse 2]
F# E B
The bauballs are hangin', there's tinsel all over the place
F# E B
I hope no-one sees me in this state of undress and disgrace
G#m E F#
So hurry up Santa and clothe me with your festive cheer
G#m E F# F#sus4 F#
There can't be confusion, it's the same bloomin' present each year
[Chorus]
B Bsus4 B F#sus4 F#
Pants! It must be Christmas time
B Bsus4 B F#sus4 F#
Oh pants! That's what you'll always find
G#m E
If your underwear is lookin' thread-bare
B F#
And shamin' your washin' line
E F#sus4 F# B
Then pants! It must be Christmas time
[Verse 3]
F# E B
F# global occurance no matter the country you're in
F# E B
On of your presents will be close to your heart and your skin
G#m E F#
The variety's endless and Santa's got every one
G#m E F# F#sus4 F#
The labels are fancy and they're full of abreviation
[Chorus]
B Bsus4 B F#sus4 F#
Pants! It must be Christmas time
B Bsus4 B F#sus4 F#
Oh pants! That's what you'll always find
G#m E
If your nicker elastic's no longer fantastic
B F#
You're close to committin' a crime
E F#sus4 F# B
Then pants! It must be Christmas time
[Verse 4]
F# E B
There are bloomers for Bessie, Colins's got his Calvin Kleins
F# E B
And Sue goes commando which is wrong when you're seventy-nine
G#m E F#
Cousin Jim likes his briefs to give him some grief which I'm quite sure is medically wrong
G#m E F# F#sus4 F#
And my uncle Fred at the foot of his bed hangs his stockings, suspenders and thong
[Chorus]
B Bsus4 B F#sus4 F#
Pants! It must be Christmas time (Time for new Christmas pants)
B Bsus4 B F#sus4 F#
Oh pants! That's what you'll always find (Time for new Christmas pants)
G#m E
If your strings of E have dropped down to an C#
B F#
You've got fat and you're draggin' behind
E F#sus4 F# B
Then pants! It must be Christmas time
[Chorus]
C# C#sus4 C# G#sus4 G#
Pants! It must be Christmas time (Time for new Christmas pants)
C# C#sus4 C# G#sus4 G#
Oh pants! That's what you'll always find (Time for new Christmas pants)
A#m F#
Oh curse it and cuss it, those holes in your gusset
C# G#
Are makin' you grumble and whine
F# G#sus4 G#
Then pants! It must be Christmas...
A#m F#sus4 F#
Pants! It must be Christmas...
C# G#sus4 G# C#
Pants! It must be Christmas time