Intro
D Dsus4 D Asus4 A G Asus4 A D
[Verse 1]
A G D
Another year over, there's a definate chill in the air
A G D
I should put some clothes on 'cause people are startin' to stare
Bm G A
And children are dreamin' of all of the presents they'll get
Bm G A Asus4 A
There's always one item that Santa will never forget
[Verse 2]
A G D
The bauballs are hangin', there's tinsel all over the place
A G D
I hope no-one sees me in this state of undress and disgrace
Bm G A
So hurry up Santa and clothe me with your festive cheer
Bm G A Asus4 A
There can't be confusion, it's the same bloomin' present each year
[Chorus]
D Dsus4 D Asus4 A
Pants! It must be Christmas time
D Dsus4 D Asus4 A
Oh pants! That's what you'll always find
Bm G
If your underwear is lookin' thread-bare
D A
And shamin' your washin' line
G Asus4 A D
Then pants! It must be Christmas time
[Verse 3]
A G D
A global occurance no matter the country you're in
A G D
On of your presents will be close to your heart and your skin
Bm G A
The variety's endless and Santa's got every one
Bm G A Asus4 A
The labels are fancy and they're full of abreviation
[Chorus]
D Dsus4 D Asus4 A
Pants! It must be Christmas time
D Dsus4 D Asus4 A
Oh pants! That's what you'll always find
Bm G
If your nicker elastic's no longer fantastic
D A
You're close to committin' a crime
G Asus4 A D
Then pants! It must be Christmas time
[Verse 4]
A G D
There are bloomers for Bessie, Colins's got his Calvin Kleins
A G D
And Sue goes commando which is wrong when you're seventy-nine
Bm G A
Cousin Jim likes his briefs to give him some grief which I'm quite sure is medically wrong
Bm G A Asus4 A
And my uncle Fred at the foot of his bed hangs his stockings, suspenders and thong
[Chorus]
D Dsus4 D Asus4 A
Pants! It must be Christmas time (Time for new Christmas pants)
D Dsus4 D Asus4 A
Oh pants! That's what you'll always find (Time for new Christmas pants)
Bm G
If your strings of G have dropped down to an E
D A
You've got fat and you're draggin' behind
G Asus4 A D
Then pants! It must be Christmas time
[Chorus]
E Esus4 E Bsus4 B
Pants! It must be Christmas time (Time for new Christmas pants)
E Esus4 E Bsus4 B
Oh pants! That's what you'll always find (Time for new Christmas pants)
C#m A
Oh curse it and cuss it, those holes in your gusset
E B
Are makin' you grumble and whine
A Bsus4 B
Then pants! It must be Christmas...
C#m Asus4 A
Pants! It must be Christmas...
E Bsus4 B E
Pants! It must be Christmas time