Verse
E Eb
Beat up and blown out, battered and worn
E Eb
Adjust the tracking, naked as the day I's born
E Eb
My mother yells and says I have to leave my room
E Eb
Oh bitch be cool I'm 42 and you can't tell me what to do
[Verse 2]
E Eb
I used to see the pictures, used to go downtown
E Eb
All of the hookers, hustlers eyed me up an down
E Eb
I am a good man but I have some appetites
E Eb
Just for tonight I'll stay inside alone with my
[Chorus]
E Ab5 E
VHS, nothing less
Eb Db
No sex undocumented all my favorite parts
E Ab5 E
VHS, every breath
Eb Db C Db C Db C Db
Has been cataloged, rewound into my heart
[Verse 3]
E Eb
Oversized clamshell cases, dubs made on my own
E Eb
I rip the tab off 'cause they must be left alone
E Eb
The rental stores nearby they aren't any fun
E Eb
Adult section, it's in my room alone with
[Chorus]
E Ab5 E
VHS, nothing less
Eb Db
No sex undocumented all my favorite parts
E Ab5 E
VHS, every breath
Eb Db C Db C Db C Db
Has been cataloged, rewound into my heart
[Instrumental]
C5 F5 C5 F5
C5 Ab5 F5 Gb5
C5 Ab5 F5 Gb5
[Bridge]
E Eb E
As my eyes adjusted from the darkened alley to the flourescent glow of the lights of this new shop
Eb E
Next to the Orpheus Brothers theater and I saw the rows and rows of tapes
Eb E Eb
I felt like I'd found gold, struck winner, won the lotto, and cum in my pants at the same time
[Chorus]
E Ab5 E
VHS, nothing less
Eb Db
No sex undocumented all my favorite parts
E Ab5 E
VHS, every breath
Eb Db C Db C Db C Db
Has been cataloged, rewound into my heart
E Ab5 E Eb Db
VHS VHS VHS VHS
E Ab5 E Eb Db C Db C Db C Db E5
VHS VHS VHS, rewound into my heart