Verse
F Fb
Beat up and blown out, battered and worn
F Fb
Adjust the tracking, naked as the day I's born
F Fb
My mother yells and says I have to leave my room
F Fb
Oh bitch be cool I'm 42 and you can't tell me what to do
[Verse 2]
F Fb
I used to see the pictures, used to go downtown
F Fb
All of the hookers, hustlers eyed me up an down
F Fb
I am a good man but I have some appetites
F Fb
Just for tonight I'll stay inside alone with my
[Chorus]
F A5 F
VHS, nothing less
Fb D
No sex undocumented all my favorite parts
F A5 F
VHS, every breath
Fb D C# D C# D C# D
Has been cataloged, rewound into my heart
[Verse 3]
F Fb
Oversized clamshell cases, dubs made on my own
F Fb
I rip the tab off 'cause they must be left alone
F Fb
The rental stores nearby they aren't any fun
F Fb
Adult section, it's in my room alone with
[Chorus]
F A5 F
VHS, nothing less
Fb D
No sex undocumented all my favorite parts
F A5 F
VHS, every breath
Fb D C# D C# D C# D
Has been cataloged, rewound into my heart
[Instrumental]
C#5 F#5 C#5 F#5
C#5 A5 F#5 G5
C#5 A5 F#5 G5
[Bridge]
F Fb F
As my eyes adjusted from the darkened alley to the flourescent glow of the lights of this new shop
Fb F
Next to the Orpheus Brothers theater and I saw the rows and rows of tapes
Fb F Fb
I felt like I'd found gold, struck winner, won the lotto, and cum in my pants at the same time
[Chorus]
F A5 F
VHS, nothing less
Fb D
No sex undocumented all my favorite parts
F A5 F
VHS, every breath
Fb D C# D C# D C# D
Has been cataloged, rewound into my heart
F A5 F Fb D
VHS VHS VHS VHS
F A5 F Fb D C# D C# D C# D F5
VHS VHS VHS, rewound into my heart