Verse
C Cb
Beat up and blown out, battered and worn
C Cb
Adjust the tracking, naked as the day I's born
C Cb
My mother yells and says I have to leave my room
C Cb
Oh bitch be cool I'm 42 and you can't tell me what to do
[Verse 2]
C Cb
I used to see the pictures, used to go downtown
C Cb
All of the hookers, hustlers eyed me up an down
C Cb
I am a good man but I have some appetites
C Cb
Just for tonight I'll stay inside alone with my
[Chorus]
C Fb5 C
VHS, nothing less
Cb A
No sex undocumented all my favorite parts
C Fb5 C
VHS, every breath
Cb A G# A G# A G# A
Has been cataloged, rewound into my heart
[Verse 3]
C Cb
Oversized clamshell cases, dubs made on my own
C Cb
I rip the tab off 'cause they must be left alone
C Cb
The rental stores nearby they aren't any fun
C Cb
Adult section, it's in my room alone with
[Chorus]
C Fb5 C
VHS, nothing less
Cb A
No sex undocumented all my favorite parts
C Fb5 C
VHS, every breath
Cb A G# A G# A G# A
Has been cataloged, rewound into my heart
[Instrumental]
G#5 C#5 G#5 C#5
G#5 Fb5 C#5 D5
G#5 Fb5 C#5 D5
[Bridge]
C Cb C
As my eyes adjusted from the darkened alley to the flourescent glow of the lights of this new shop
Cb C
Next to the Orpheus Brothers theater and I saw the rows and rows of tapes
Cb C Cb
I felt like I'd found gold, struck winner, won the lotto, and cum in my pants at the same time
[Chorus]
C Fb5 C
VHS, nothing less
Cb A
No sex undocumented all my favorite parts
C Fb5 C
VHS, every breath
Cb A G# A G# A G# A
Has been cataloged, rewound into my heart
C Fb5 C Cb A
VHS VHS VHS VHS
C Fb5 C Cb A G# A G# A G# A C5
VHS VHS VHS, rewound into my heart