Verse
F# F
Beat up and blown out, battered and worn
F# F
Adjust the tracking, naked as the day I's born
F# F
My mother yells and says I have to leave my room
F# F
Oh bitch be cool I'm 42 and you can't tell me what to do
[Verse 2]
F# F
I used to see the pictures, used to go downtown
F# F
All of the hookers, hustlers eyed me up an down
F# F
I am a good man but I have some appetites
F# F
Just for tonight I'll stay inside alone with my
[Chorus]
F# A#5 F#
VHS, nothing less
F Eb
No sex undocumented all my favorite parts
F# A#5 F#
VHS, every breath
F Eb D Eb D Eb D Eb
Has been cataloged, rewound into my heart
[Verse 3]
F# F
Oversized clamshell cases, dubs made on my own
F# F
I rip the tab off 'cause they must be left alone
F# F
The rental stores nearby they aren't any fun
F# F
Adult section, it's in my room alone with
[Chorus]
F# A#5 F#
VHS, nothing less
F Eb
No sex undocumented all my favorite parts
F# A#5 F#
VHS, every breath
F Eb D Eb D Eb D Eb
Has been cataloged, rewound into my heart
[Instrumental]
D5 G5 D5 G5
D5 A#5 G5 Ab5
D5 A#5 G5 Ab5
[Bridge]
F# F F#
As my eyes adjusted from the darkened alley to the flourescent glow of the lights of this new shop
F F#
Next to the Orpheus Brothers theater and I saw the rows and rows of tapes
F F# F
I felt like I'd found gold, struck winner, won the lotto, and cum in my pants at the same time
[Chorus]
F# A#5 F#
VHS, nothing less
F Eb
No sex undocumented all my favorite parts
F# A#5 F#
VHS, every breath
F Eb D Eb D Eb D Eb
Has been cataloged, rewound into my heart
F# A#5 F# F Eb
VHS VHS VHS VHS
F# A#5 F# F Eb D Eb D Eb D Eb F#5
VHS VHS VHS, rewound into my heart