Verse
A# A
Beat up and blown out, battered and worn
A# A
Adjust the tracking, naked as the day I's born
A# A
My mother yells and says I have to leave my room
A# A
Oh bitch be cool I'm 42 and you can't tell me what to do
[Verse 2]
A# A
I used to see the pictures, used to go downtown
A# A
All of the hookers, hustlers eyed me up an down
A# A
I am a good man but I have some appetites
A# A
Just for tonight I'll stay inside alone with my
[Chorus]
A# D5 A#
VHS, nothing less
A G
No sex undocumented all my favorite parts
A# D5 A#
VHS, every breath
A G F# G F# G F# G
Has been cataloged, rewound into my heart
[Verse 3]
A# A
Oversized clamshell cases, dubs made on my own
A# A
I rip the tab off 'cause they must be left alone
A# A
The rental stores nearby they aren't any fun
A# A
Adult section, it's in my room alone with
[Chorus]
A# D5 A#
VHS, nothing less
A G
No sex undocumented all my favorite parts
A# D5 A#
VHS, every breath
A G F# G F# G F# G
Has been cataloged, rewound into my heart
[Instrumental]
F#5 B5 F#5 B5
F#5 D5 B5 C5
F#5 D5 B5 C5
[Bridge]
A# A A#
As my eyes adjusted from the darkened alley to the flourescent glow of the lights of this new shop
A A#
Next to the Orpheus Brothers theater and I saw the rows and rows of tapes
A A# A
I felt like I'd found gold, struck winner, won the lotto, and cum in my pants at the same time
[Chorus]
A# D5 A#
VHS, nothing less
A G
No sex undocumented all my favorite parts
A# D5 A#
VHS, every breath
A G F# G F# G F# G
Has been cataloged, rewound into my heart
A# D5 A# A G
VHS VHS VHS VHS
A# D5 A# A G F# G F# G F# G A#5
VHS VHS VHS, rewound into my heart