Verse
A Ab
Beat up and blown out, battered and worn
A Ab
Adjust the tracking, naked as the day I's born
A Ab
My mother yells and says I have to leave my room
A Ab
Oh bitch be cool I'm 42 and you can't tell me what to do
[Verse 2]
A Ab
I used to see the pictures, used to go downtown
A Ab
All of the hookers, hustlers eyed me up an down
A Ab
I am a good man but I have some appetites
A Ab
Just for tonight I'll stay inside alone with my
[Chorus]
A Db5 A
VHS, nothing less
Ab Gb
No sex undocumented all my favorite parts
A Db5 A
VHS, every breath
Ab Gb F Gb F Gb F Gb
Has been cataloged, rewound into my heart
[Verse 3]
A Ab
Oversized clamshell cases, dubs made on my own
A Ab
I rip the tab off 'cause they must be left alone
A Ab
The rental stores nearby they aren't any fun
A Ab
Adult section, it's in my room alone with
[Chorus]
A Db5 A
VHS, nothing less
Ab Gb
No sex undocumented all my favorite parts
A Db5 A
VHS, every breath
Ab Gb F Gb F Gb F Gb
Has been cataloged, rewound into my heart
[Instrumental]
F5 A#5 F5 A#5
F5 Db5 A#5 Cb5
F5 Db5 A#5 Cb5
[Bridge]
A Ab A
As my eyes adjusted from the darkened alley to the flourescent glow of the lights of this new shop
Ab A
Next to the Orpheus Brothers theater and I saw the rows and rows of tapes
Ab A Ab
I felt like I'd found gold, struck winner, won the lotto, and cum in my pants at the same time
[Chorus]
A Db5 A
VHS, nothing less
Ab Gb
No sex undocumented all my favorite parts
A Db5 A
VHS, every breath
Ab Gb F Gb F Gb F Gb
Has been cataloged, rewound into my heart
A Db5 A Ab Gb
VHS VHS VHS VHS
A Db5 A Ab Gb F Gb F Gb F Gb A5
VHS VHS VHS, rewound into my heart