Verse
G Gb
Beat up and blown out, battered and worn
G Gb
Adjust the tracking, naked as the day I's born
G Gb
My mother yells and says I have to leave my room
G Gb
Oh bitch be cool I'm 42 and you can't tell me what to do
[Verse 2]
G Gb
I used to see the pictures, used to go downtown
G Gb
All of the hookers, hustlers eyed me up an down
G Gb
I am a good man but I have some appetites
G Gb
Just for tonight I'll stay inside alone with my
[Chorus]
G Cb5 G
VHS, nothing less
Gb Fb
No sex undocumented all my favorite parts
G Cb5 G
VHS, every breath
Gb Fb D# Fb D# Fb D# Fb
Has been cataloged, rewound into my heart
[Verse 3]
G Gb
Oversized clamshell cases, dubs made on my own
G Gb
I rip the tab off 'cause they must be left alone
G Gb
The rental stores nearby they aren't any fun
G Gb
Adult section, it's in my room alone with
[Chorus]
G Cb5 G
VHS, nothing less
Gb Fb
No sex undocumented all my favorite parts
G Cb5 G
VHS, every breath
Gb Fb D# Fb D# Fb D# Fb
Has been cataloged, rewound into my heart
[Instrumental]
D#5 G#5 D#5 G#5
D#5 Cb5 G#5 A5
D#5 Cb5 G#5 A5
[Bridge]
G Gb G
As my eyes adjusted from the darkened alley to the flourescent glow of the lights of this new shop
Gb G
Next to the Orpheus Brothers theater and I saw the rows and rows of tapes
Gb G Gb
I felt like I'd found gold, struck winner, won the lotto, and cum in my pants at the same time
[Chorus]
G Cb5 G
VHS, nothing less
Gb Fb
No sex undocumented all my favorite parts
G Cb5 G
VHS, every breath
Gb Fb D# Fb D# Fb D# Fb
Has been cataloged, rewound into my heart
G Cb5 G Gb Fb
VHS VHS VHS VHS
G Cb5 G Gb Fb D# Fb D# Fb D# Fb G5
VHS VHS VHS, rewound into my heart