Verse
B A#
Beat up and blown out, battered and worn
B A#
Adjust the tracking, naked as the day I's born
B A#
My mother yells and says I have to leave my room
B A#
Oh bitch be cool I'm 42 and you can't tell me what to do
[Verse 2]
B A#
I used to see the pictures, used to go downtown
B A#
All of the hookers, hustlers eyed me up an down
B A#
I am a good man but I have some appetites
B A#
Just for tonight I'll stay inside alone with my
[Chorus]
B Eb5 B
VHS, nothing less
A# Ab
No sex undocumented all my favorite parts
B Eb5 B
VHS, every breath
A# Ab G Ab G Ab G Ab
Has been cataloged, rewound into my heart
[Verse 3]
B A#
Oversized clamshell cases, dubs made on my own
B A#
I rip the tab off 'cause they must be left alone
B A#
The rental stores nearby they aren't any fun
B A#
Adult section, it's in my room alone with
[Chorus]
B Eb5 B
VHS, nothing less
A# Ab
No sex undocumented all my favorite parts
B Eb5 B
VHS, every breath
A# Ab G Ab G Ab G Ab
Has been cataloged, rewound into my heart
[Instrumental]
G5 C5 G5 C5
G5 Eb5 C5 Db5
G5 Eb5 C5 Db5
[Bridge]
B A# B
As my eyes adjusted from the darkened alley to the flourescent glow of the lights of this new shop
A# B
Next to the Orpheus Brothers theater and I saw the rows and rows of tapes
A# B A#
I felt like I'd found gold, struck winner, won the lotto, and cum in my pants at the same time
[Chorus]
B Eb5 B
VHS, nothing less
A# Ab
No sex undocumented all my favorite parts
B Eb5 B
VHS, every breath
A# Ab G Ab G Ab G Ab
Has been cataloged, rewound into my heart
B Eb5 B A# Ab
VHS VHS VHS VHS
B Eb5 B A# Ab G Ab G Ab G Ab B5
VHS VHS VHS, rewound into my heart