Db Gb
The college party ends finally
Db Ebm Gb
To working placements and holidays
Db Gb
D stolen kiss in the lavatory
Db Ebm Gb
She shuts her eyes and says “Miss me, miss me”
Db Fm
She’s fat loose and fancies me
Fm Cb Gb
But she’s hanging off a barman of forty three
Db Fm
And he dribbles in her ear, she giggles and grins
Cb Gb
She knows she loves her father but she can’t imagine doing it with him
Db Ebm Gb Ebm
Now or never, it’s so damn clever
Db Ebm
To their love anthem
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She shuts her pretty eyes, she’s holding Leslie Grantham.
Db Gb
In six weeks time she says “Nataurally,
Db Ebm Gb
You’re not the man that you used to be.”
Db Gb Db Ebm Gb
And he says “Darling how could I be, when you were born I was twenty three
Db Fm Cb Gb
And married in love, like a stallion in stud
Gb Fm
And now I weave this network of fibs
Cb Gb
And I write a mid-life pantomime, you’re younger than my kids.”
Db Ebm
And it’s now or never
Gb Ebm
As he waves his white feather
Db Ebm
‘Cos he’s fallen in love
Gb
With the man he was back then
Fm
Would it ever be enough
Cb
Shit she’s already on the bus
Db Ebm
And it’s now or never
Gb Ebm
She has a picture of them together
Db Ebm
She says stuff like “Life’s a game.”
Gb
She has a locker room story
Fm Db Ebm
But the boys are getting older every day
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The boys are getting older every day….