Fb A
The college party ends finally
Fb Gbm A
To working placements and holidays
Fb A
F stolen kiss in the lavatory
Fb Gbm A
She shuts her eyes and says “Miss me, miss me”
Fb G#m
She’s fat loose and fancies me
G#m D A
But she’s hanging off a barman of forty three
Fb G#m
And he dribbles in her ear, she giggles and grins
D A
She knows she loves her father but she can’t imagine doing it with him
Fb Gbm A Gbm
Now or never, it’s so damn clever
Fb Gbm
To their love anthem
A G#m Fb Gbm A Gbm
She shuts her pretty eyes, she’s holding Leslie Grantham.
Fb A
In six weeks time she says “Nataurally,
Fb Gbm A
You’re not the man that you used to be.”
Fb A Fb Gbm A
And he says “Darling how could I be, when you were born I was twenty three
Fb G#m D A
And married in love, like a stallion in stud
A G#m
And now I weave this network of fibs
D A
And I write a mid-life pantomime, you’re younger than my kids.”
Fb Gbm
And it’s now or never
A Gbm
As he waves his white feather
Fb Gbm
‘Cos he’s fallen in love
A
With the man he was back then
G#m
Would it ever be enough
D
Shit she’s already on the bus
Fb Gbm
And it’s now or never
A Gbm
She has a picture of them together
Fb Gbm
She says stuff like “Life’s a game.”
A
She has a locker room story
G#m Fb Gbm
But the boys are getting older every day
A Gbm Fb Gbm A G#m Gbm Fb
The boys are getting older every day….