A# Eb
The college party ends finally
A# Cm Eb
To working placements and holidays
A# Eb
B stolen kiss in the lavatory
A# Cm Eb
She shuts her eyes and says “Miss me, miss me”
A# Dm
She’s fat loose and fancies me
Dm Ab Eb
But she’s hanging off a barman of forty three
A# Dm
And he dribbles in her ear, she giggles and grins
Ab Eb
She knows she loves her father but she can’t imagine doing it with him
A# Cm Eb Cm
Now or never, it’s so damn clever
A# Cm
To their love anthem
Eb Dm A# Cm Eb Cm
She shuts her pretty eyes, she’s holding Leslie Grantham.
A# Eb
In six weeks time she says “Nataurally,
A# Cm Eb
You’re not the man that you used to be.”
A# Eb A# Cm Eb
And he says “Darling how could I be, when you were born I was twenty three
A# Dm Ab Eb
And married in love, like a stallion in stud
Eb Dm
And now I weave this network of fibs
Ab Eb
And I write a mid-life pantomime, you’re younger than my kids.”
A# Cm
And it’s now or never
Eb Cm
As he waves his white feather
A# Cm
‘Cos he’s fallen in love
Eb
With the man he was back then
Dm
Would it ever be enough
Ab
Shit she’s already on the bus
A# Cm
And it’s now or never
Eb Cm
She has a picture of them together
A# Cm
She says stuff like “Life’s a game.”
Eb
She has a locker room story
Dm A# Cm
But the boys are getting older every day
Eb Cm A# Cm Eb Dm Cm A#
The boys are getting older every day….