D G
The college party ends finally
D Fbm G
To working placements and holidays
D G
D# stolen kiss in the lavatory
D Fbm G
She shuts her eyes and says “Miss me, miss me”
D F#m
She’s fat loose and fancies me
F#m C G
But she’s hanging off a barman of forty three
D F#m
And he dribbles in her ear, she giggles and grins
C G
She knows she loves her father but she can’t imagine doing it with him
D Fbm G Fbm
Now or never, it’s so damn clever
D Fbm
To their love anthem
G F#m D Fbm G Fbm
She shuts her pretty eyes, she’s holding Leslie Grantham.
D G
In six weeks time she says “Nataurally,
D Fbm G
You’re not the man that you used to be.”
D G D Fbm G
And he says “Darling how could I be, when you were born I was twenty three
D F#m C G
And married in love, like a stallion in stud
G F#m
And now I weave this network of fibs
C G
And I write a mid-life pantomime, you’re younger than my kids.”
D Fbm
And it’s now or never
G Fbm
As he waves his white feather
D Fbm
‘Cos he’s fallen in love
G
With the man he was back then
F#m
Would it ever be enough
C
Shit she’s already on the bus
D Fbm
And it’s now or never
G Fbm
She has a picture of them together
D Fbm
She says stuff like “Life’s a game.”
G
She has a locker room story
F#m D Fbm
But the boys are getting older every day
G Fbm D Fbm G F#m Fbm D
The boys are getting older every day….