G C
The college party ends finally
G Am C
To working placements and holidays
G C
G# stolen kiss in the lavatory
G Am C
She shuts her eyes and says “Miss me, miss me”
G Bm
She’s fat loose and fancies me
Bm F C
But she’s hanging off a barman of forty three
G Bm
And he dribbles in her ear, she giggles and grins
F C
She knows she loves her father but she can’t imagine doing it with him
G Am C Am
Now or never, it’s so damn clever
G Am
To their love anthem
C Bm G Am C Am
She shuts her pretty eyes, she’s holding Leslie Grantham.
G C
In six weeks time she says “Nataurally,
G Am C
You’re not the man that you used to be.”
G C G Am C
And he says “Darling how could I be, when you were born I was twenty three
G Bm F C
And married in love, like a stallion in stud
C Bm
And now I weave this network of fibs
F C
And I write a mid-life pantomime, you’re younger than my kids.”
G Am
And it’s now or never
C Am
As he waves his white feather
G Am
‘Cos he’s fallen in love
C
With the man he was back then
Bm
Would it ever be enough
F
Shit she’s already on the bus
G Am
And it’s now or never
C Am
She has a picture of them together
G Am
She says stuff like “Life’s a game.”
C
She has a locker room story
Bm G Am
But the boys are getting older every day
C Am G Am C Bm Am G
The boys are getting older every day….