Gb Cb
The college party ends finally
Gb Abm Cb
To working placements and holidays
Gb Cb
G stolen kiss in the lavatory
Gb Abm Cb
She shuts her eyes and says “Miss me, miss me”
Gb A#m
She’s fat loose and fancies me
A#m Fb Cb
But she’s hanging off a barman of forty three
Gb A#m
And he dribbles in her ear, she giggles and grins
Fb Cb
She knows she loves her father but she can’t imagine doing it with him
Gb Abm Cb Abm
Now or never, it’s so damn clever
Gb Abm
To their love anthem
Cb A#m Gb Abm Cb Abm
She shuts her pretty eyes, she’s holding Leslie Grantham.
Gb Cb
In six weeks time she says “Nataurally,
Gb Abm Cb
You’re not the man that you used to be.”
Gb Cb Gb Abm Cb
And he says “Darling how could I be, when you were born I was twenty three
Gb A#m Fb Cb
And married in love, like a stallion in stud
Cb A#m
And now I weave this network of fibs
Fb Cb
And I write a mid-life pantomime, you’re younger than my kids.”
Gb Abm
And it’s now or never
Cb Abm
As he waves his white feather
Gb Abm
‘Cos he’s fallen in love
Cb
With the man he was back then
A#m
Would it ever be enough
Fb
Shit she’s already on the bus
Gb Abm
And it’s now or never
Cb Abm
She has a picture of them together
Gb Abm
She says stuff like “Life’s a game.”
Cb
She has a locker room story
A#m Gb Abm
But the boys are getting older every day
Cb Abm Gb Abm Cb A#m Abm Gb
The boys are getting older every day….