Ab Db
The college party ends finally
Ab A#m Db
To working placements and holidays
Ab Db
A stolen kiss in the lavatory
Ab A#m Db
She shuts her eyes and says “Miss me, miss me”
Ab Cm
She’s fat loose and fancies me
Cm Gb Db
But she’s hanging off a barman of forty three
Ab Cm
And he dribbles in her ear, she giggles and grins
Gb Db
She knows she loves her father but she can’t imagine doing it with him
Ab A#m Db A#m
Now or never, it’s so damn clever
Ab A#m
To their love anthem
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She shuts her pretty eyes, she’s holding Leslie Grantham.
Ab Db
In six weeks time she says “Nataurally,
Ab A#m Db
You’re not the man that you used to be.”
Ab Db Ab A#m Db
And he says “Darling how could I be, when you were born I was twenty three
Ab Cm Gb Db
And married in love, like a stallion in stud
Db Cm
And now I weave this network of fibs
Gb Db
And I write a mid-life pantomime, you’re younger than my kids.”
Ab A#m
And it’s now or never
Db A#m
As he waves his white feather
Ab A#m
‘Cos he’s fallen in love
Db
With the man he was back then
Cm
Would it ever be enough
Gb
Shit she’s already on the bus
Ab A#m
And it’s now or never
Db A#m
She has a picture of them together
Ab A#m
She says stuff like “Life’s a game.”
Db
She has a locker room story
Cm Ab A#m
But the boys are getting older every day
Db A#m Ab A#m Db Cm A#m Ab
The boys are getting older every day….