Verse
D
Royals on the first page, swine flu and road rage
Find Maddie, foreign baddie, put him in a big cage
G
Bureaucratic red tape, Facebook gang rape
D
Gordon out, Dave in, before the country caves in
A G D
Ian Huntley gets his own Jacuzzi and a gym in jail
A G D
It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail
[Verse 2]
D
Bring back capital punishment for pedophiles
Photo feature on schoolgirl skirt styles
G
Binge Britain, single mums, pensioners, hoodie scum
D
Oversexed and underaged, foreign stories half a page
A G D
Criminals get Marks & Spencer vouchers when released on bail
A G D
It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail
[Verse 3]
D
Ban this gay smut, I'm not racist but
Car crime, knife crime, hang-the-cheating-wife time
G
Pop stars take drugs, teen boys wear hoods
D
Sports stars have sex, bears shit in woods
A G D
Brussels politicians want to stop us drinking English ale
A G D
It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail
[Verse 4]
D
Climategate, petrol prices, potholes, credit crisis
Gypsies, Russell Brand, time we all took a stand
G
Modern art, where to start? Trash the lot of it
D
Apart from statuette of puppy, 50 quid plus P&P
A G D
Muslim women hiding stolen goods behind their veil
A G D
It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail
[Verse 5]
D
Poles paid to give blood, immigration like a flood
Soft touch British Isles, cancer from your mobiles
G
Cancer from your laptop, cancer from your root crop
A D
Cancer from your shoes, from your dog, from your pen top
A G Bm
Immigrants arriving on an unprecedented scale
A G D
It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail
A G D
They never mince their words in the good ol' Daily Mail
A G D
It's absolutely true Because I gather all my views From the Daily Mail