Verse
F
Royals on the first page, swine flu and road rage
Find Maddie, foreign baddie, put him in a big cage
A#
Bureaucratic red tape, Facebook gang rape
F
Gordon out, Dave in, before the country caves in
C A# F
Ian Huntley gets his own Jacuzzi and a gym in jail
C A# F
It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail
[Verse 2]
F
Bring back capital punishment for pedophiles
Photo feature on schoolgirl skirt styles
A#
Binge Britain, single mums, pensioners, hoodie scum
F
Oversexed and underaged, foreign stories half a page
C A# F
Criminals get Marks & Spencer vouchers when released on bail
C A# F
It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail
[Verse 3]
F
Ban this gay smut, I'm not racist but
Car crime, knife crime, hang-the-cheating-wife time
A#
Pop stars take drugs, teen boys wear hoods
F
Sports stars have sex, bears shit in woods
C A# F
Brussels politicians want to stop us drinking English ale
C A# F
It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail
[Verse 4]
F
Climategate, petrol prices, potholes, credit crisis
Gypsies, Russell Brand, time we all took a stand
A#
Modern art, where to start? Trash the lot of it
F
Apart from statuette of puppy, 50 quid plus P&P
C A# F
Muslim women hiding stolen goods behind their veil
C A# F
It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail
[Verse 5]
F
Poles paid to give blood, immigration like a flood
Soft touch British Isles, cancer from your mobiles
A#
Cancer from your laptop, cancer from your root crop
C F
Cancer from your shoes, from your dog, from your pen top
C A# Dm
Immigrants arriving on an unprecedented scale
C A# F
It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail
C A# F
They never mince their words in the good ol' Daily Mail
C A# F
It's absolutely true Because I gather all my views From the Daily Mail