Verse
A#
Royals on the first page, swine flu and road rage
Find Maddie, foreign baddie, put him in a big cage
D#
Bureaucratic red tape, Facebook gang rape
A#
Gordon out, Dave in, before the country caves in
F D# A#
Ian Huntley gets his own Jacuzzi and a gym in jail
F D# A#
It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail
[Verse 2]
A#
Bring back capital punishment for pedophiles
Photo feature on schoolgirl skirt styles
D#
Binge Britain, single mums, pensioners, hoodie scum
A#
Oversexed and underaged, foreign stories half a page
F D# A#
Criminals get Marks & Spencer vouchers when released on bail
F D# A#
It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail
[Verse 3]
A#
Ban this gay smut, I'm not racist but
Car crime, knife crime, hang-the-cheating-wife time
D#
Pop stars take drugs, teen boys wear hoods
A#
Sports stars have sex, bears shit in woods
F D# A#
Brussels politicians want to stop us drinking English ale
F D# A#
It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail
[Verse 4]
A#
Climategate, petrol prices, potholes, credit crisis
Gypsies, Russell Brand, time we all took a stand
D#
Modern art, where to start? Trash the lot of it
A#
Apart from statuette of puppy, 50 quid plus P&P
F D# A#
Muslim women hiding stolen goods behind their veil
F D# A#
It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail
[Verse 5]
A#
Poles paid to give blood, immigration like a flood
Soft touch British Isles, cancer from your mobiles
D#
Cancer from your laptop, cancer from your root crop
F A#
Cancer from your shoes, from your dog, from your pen top
F D# Gm
Immigrants arriving on an unprecedented scale
F D# A#
It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail
F D# A#
They never mince their words in the good ol' Daily Mail
F D# A#
It's absolutely true Because I gather all my views From the Daily Mail