Verse
B
Royals on the first page, swine flu and road rage
Find Maddie, foreign baddie, put him in a big cage
E
Bureaucratic red tape, Facebook gang rape
B
Gordon out, Dave in, before the country caves in
F# E B
Ian Huntley gets his own Jacuzzi and a gym in jail
F# E B
It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail
[Verse 2]
B
Bring back capital punishment for pedophiles
Photo feature on schoolgirl skirt styles
E
Binge Britain, single mums, pensioners, hoodie scum
B
Oversexed and underaged, foreign stories half a page
F# E B
Criminals get Marks & Spencer vouchers when released on bail
F# E B
It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail
[Verse 3]
B
Ban this gay smut, I'm not racist but
Car crime, knife crime, hang-the-cheating-wife time
E
Pop stars take drugs, teen boys wear hoods
B
Sports stars have sex, bears shit in woods
F# E B
Brussels politicians want to stop us drinking English ale
F# E B
It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail
[Verse 4]
B
Climategate, petrol prices, potholes, credit crisis
Gypsies, Russell Brand, time we all took a stand
E
Modern art, where to start? Trash the lot of it
B
Apart from statuette of puppy, 50 quid plus P&P
F# E B
Muslim women hiding stolen goods behind their veil
F# E B
It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail
[Verse 5]
B
Poles paid to give blood, immigration like a flood
Soft touch British Isles, cancer from your mobiles
E
Cancer from your laptop, cancer from your root crop
F# B
Cancer from your shoes, from your dog, from your pen top
F# E G#m
Immigrants arriving on an unprecedented scale
F# E B
It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail
F# E B
They never mince their words in the good ol' Daily Mail
F# E B
It's absolutely true Because I gather all my views From the Daily Mail