Verse
F#
Royals on the first page, swine flu and road rage
Find Maddie, foreign baddie, put him in a big cage
B
Bureaucratic red tape, Facebook gang rape
F#
Gordon out, Dave in, before the country caves in
C# B F#
Ian Huntley gets his own Jacuzzi and a gym in jail
C# B F#
It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail
[Verse 2]
F#
Bring back capital punishment for pedophiles
Photo feature on schoolgirl skirt styles
B
Binge Britain, single mums, pensioners, hoodie scum
F#
Oversexed and underaged, foreign stories half a page
C# B F#
Criminals get Marks & Spencer vouchers when released on bail
C# B F#
It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail
[Verse 3]
F#
Ban this gay smut, I'm not racist but
Car crime, knife crime, hang-the-cheating-wife time
B
Pop stars take drugs, teen boys wear hoods
F#
Sports stars have sex, bears shit in woods
C# B F#
Brussels politicians want to stop us drinking English ale
C# B F#
It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail
[Verse 4]
F#
Climategate, petrol prices, potholes, credit crisis
Gypsies, Russell Brand, time we all took a stand
B
Modern art, where to start? Trash the lot of it
F#
Apart from statuette of puppy, 50 quid plus P&P
C# B F#
Muslim women hiding stolen goods behind their veil
C# B F#
It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail
[Verse 5]
F#
Poles paid to give blood, immigration like a flood
Soft touch British Isles, cancer from your mobiles
B
Cancer from your laptop, cancer from your root crop
C# F#
Cancer from your shoes, from your dog, from your pen top
C# B D#m
Immigrants arriving on an unprecedented scale
C# B F#
It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail
C# B F#
They never mince their words in the good ol' Daily Mail
C# B F#
It's absolutely true Because I gather all my views From the Daily Mail