Verse
G
Royals on the first page, swine flu and road rage
Find Maddie, foreign baddie, put him in a big cage
C
Bureaucratic red tape, Facebook gang rape
G
Gordon out, Dave in, before the country caves in
D C G
Ian Huntley gets his own Jacuzzi and a gym in jail
D C G
It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail
[Verse 2]
G
Bring back capital punishment for pedophiles
Photo feature on schoolgirl skirt styles
C
Binge Britain, single mums, pensioners, hoodie scum
G
Oversexed and underaged, foreign stories half a page
D C G
Criminals get Marks & Spencer vouchers when released on bail
D C G
It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail
[Verse 3]
G
Ban this gay smut, I'm not racist but
Car crime, knife crime, hang-the-cheating-wife time
C
Pop stars take drugs, teen boys wear hoods
G
Sports stars have sex, bears shit in woods
D C G
Brussels politicians want to stop us drinking English ale
D C G
It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail
[Verse 4]
G
Climategate, petrol prices, potholes, credit crisis
Gypsies, Russell Brand, time we all took a stand
C
Modern art, where to start? Trash the lot of it
G
Apart from statuette of puppy, 50 quid plus P&P
D C G
Muslim women hiding stolen goods behind their veil
D C G
It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail
[Verse 5]
G
Poles paid to give blood, immigration like a flood
Soft touch British Isles, cancer from your mobiles
C
Cancer from your laptop, cancer from your root crop
D G
Cancer from your shoes, from your dog, from your pen top
D C Em
Immigrants arriving on an unprecedented scale
D C G
It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail
D C G
They never mince their words in the good ol' Daily Mail
D C G
It's absolutely true Because I gather all my views From the Daily Mail