Verse
A
I have noticed
F#m E D
That all the little sounds
A
Gather 'round her
F#m E D
And bring my volume down
[Chorus]
F#m
She has got
C#m
What all need
A C A
Anatomically correct
A Bm
And I forget
E A Bm
There'd be days like these
E A Bm
I can hardly breathe
E A Bm A#
This is not what I need
[Verse 2]
A
I should stop her
F#m E D
'Cos she's pissing on my lawn
A
And my lights are out
F#m E D
I guess all my fuses are blown
[Chorus]
F#m
Turn the hose
C#
On my house
A C A
Addam's Family pinball
A Bm
Begins to reset
E A Bm
This is not what I need
E A Bm
I can hardly breathe
E A Bm A#
No more days like these
[Bridge]
A
I followed her down
G D
Into the garbage can
A E C
With the noise that she makes
D
She cuts my profits down
Bm E A
And all associated corporations
[Verse 3]
F#m E D
And my home appliances sleep
A
Take vacations
F#m E D
And they lie and they steal and they cheat
[Chorus]
F#m
She has got
C#m
What all need
A C A
Anatomically correct
A Bm
And I forget
E A Bm
There'd be days like these
E A Bm
I can hardly breathe
E A Bm A#
This is not what I need
[Outro]
A C# D Bm B