Verse
B
I have noticed
G#m F# E
That all the little sounds
B
Gather 'round her
G#m F# E
And bring my volume down
[Chorus]
G#m
She has got
D#m
What all need
B D B
Anatomically correct
B C#m
And I forget
F# B C#m
There'd be days like these
F# B C#m
I can hardly breathe
F# B C#m C
This is not what I need
[Verse 2]
B
I should stop her
G#m F# E
'Cos she's pissing on my lawn
B
And my lights are out
G#m F# E
I guess all my fuses are blown
[Chorus]
G#m
Turn the hose
D#
On my house
B D B
Addam's Family pinball
B C#m
Begins to reset
F# B C#m
This is not what I need
F# B C#m
I can hardly breathe
F# B C#m C
No more days like these
[Bridge]
B
I followed her down
A E
Into the garbage can
B F# D
With the noise that she makes
E
She cuts my profits down
C#m F# B
And all associated corporations
[Verse 3]
G#m F# E
And my home appliances sleep
B
Take vacations
G#m F# E
And they lie and they steal and they cheat
[Chorus]
G#m
She has got
D#m
What all need
B D B
Anatomically correct
B C#m
And I forget
F# B C#m
There'd be days like these
F# B C#m
I can hardly breathe
F# B C#m C
This is not what I need
[Outro]
B D# E C#m B