Verse
D
I have noticed
Bm A G
That all the little sounds
D
Gather 'round her
Bm A G
And bring my volume down
[Chorus]
Bm
She has got
F#m
What all need
D F D
Anatomically correct
D Em
And I forget
A D Em
There'd be days like these
A D Em
I can hardly breathe
A D Em D#
This is not what I need
[Verse 2]
D
I should stop her
Bm A G
'Cos she's pissing on my lawn
D
And my lights are out
Bm A G
I guess all my fuses are blown
[Chorus]
Bm
Turn the hose
F#
On my house
D F D
Addam's Family pinball
D Em
Begins to reset
A D Em
This is not what I need
A D Em
I can hardly breathe
A D Em D#
No more days like these
[Bridge]
D
I followed her down
C G
Into the garbage can
D A F
With the noise that she makes
G
She cuts my profits down
Em A D
And all associated corporations
[Verse 3]
Bm A G
And my home appliances sleep
D
Take vacations
Bm A G
And they lie and they steal and they cheat
[Chorus]
Bm
She has got
F#m
What all need
D F D
Anatomically correct
D Em
And I forget
A D Em
There'd be days like these
A D Em
I can hardly breathe
A D Em D#
This is not what I need
[Outro]
D F# G Em B