Verse
F
I have noticed
Dm C A#
That all the little sounds
F
Gather 'round her
Dm C A#
And bring my volume down
[Chorus]
Dm
She has got
Am
What all need
F G# F
Anatomically correct
F Gm
And I forget
C F Gm
There'd be days like these
C F Gm
I can hardly breathe
C F Gm F#
This is not what I need
[Verse 2]
F
I should stop her
Dm C A#
'Cos she's pissing on my lawn
F
And my lights are out
Dm C A#
I guess all my fuses are blown
[Chorus]
Dm
Turn the hose
A
On my house
F G# F
Addam's Family pinball
F Gm
Begins to reset
C F Gm
This is not what I need
C F Gm
I can hardly breathe
C F Gm F#
No more days like these
[Bridge]
F
I followed her down
D# A#
Into the garbage can
F C G#
With the noise that she makes
A#
She cuts my profits down
Gm C F
And all associated corporations
[Verse 3]
Dm C A#
And my home appliances sleep
F
Take vacations
Dm C A#
And they lie and they steal and they cheat
[Chorus]
Dm
She has got
Am
What all need
F G# F
Anatomically correct
F Gm
And I forget
C F Gm
There'd be days like these
C F Gm
I can hardly breathe
C F Gm F#
This is not what I need
[Outro]
F A A# Gm B