Verse
D#
I have noticed
Cm A# G#
That all the little sounds
D#
Gather 'round her
Cm A# G#
And bring my volume down
[Chorus]
Cm
She has got
Gm
What all need
D# F# D#
Anatomically correct
D# Fm
And I forget
A# D# Fm
There'd be days like these
A# D# Fm
I can hardly breathe
A# D# Fm E
This is not what I need
[Verse 2]
D#
I should stop her
Cm A# G#
'Cos she's pissing on my lawn
D#
And my lights are out
Cm A# G#
I guess all my fuses are blown
[Chorus]
Cm
Turn the hose
G
On my house
D# F# D#
Addam's Family pinball
D# Fm
Begins to reset
A# D# Fm
This is not what I need
A# D# Fm
I can hardly breathe
A# D# Fm E
No more days like these
[Bridge]
D#
I followed her down
C# G#
Into the garbage can
D# A# F#
With the noise that she makes
G#
She cuts my profits down
Fm A# D#
And all associated corporations
[Verse 3]
Cm A# G#
And my home appliances sleep
D#
Take vacations
Cm A# G#
And they lie and they steal and they cheat
[Chorus]
Cm
She has got
Gm
What all need
D# F# D#
Anatomically correct
D# Fm
And I forget
A# D# Fm
There'd be days like these
A# D# Fm
I can hardly breathe
A# D# Fm E
This is not what I need
[Outro]
D# G G# Fm B