Verse
A#
I have noticed
Gm F D#
That all the little sounds
A#
Gather 'round her
Gm F D#
And bring my volume down
[Chorus]
Gm
She has got
Dm
What all need
A# C# A#
Anatomically correct
A# Cm
And I forget
F A# Cm
There'd be days like these
F A# Cm
I can hardly breathe
F A# Cm B
This is not what I need
[Verse 2]
A#
I should stop her
Gm F D#
'Cos she's pissing on my lawn
A#
And my lights are out
Gm F D#
I guess all my fuses are blown
[Chorus]
Gm
Turn the hose
D
On my house
A# C# A#
Addam's Family pinball
A# Cm
Begins to reset
F A# Cm
This is not what I need
F A# Cm
I can hardly breathe
F A# Cm B
No more days like these
[Bridge]
A#
I followed her down
G# D#
Into the garbage can
A# F C#
With the noise that she makes
D#
She cuts my profits down
Cm F A#
And all associated corporations
[Verse 3]
Gm F D#
And my home appliances sleep
A#
Take vacations
Gm F D#
And they lie and they steal and they cheat
[Chorus]
Gm
She has got
Dm
What all need
A# C# A#
Anatomically correct
A# Cm
And I forget
F A# Cm
There'd be days like these
F A# Cm
I can hardly breathe
F A# Cm B
This is not what I need
[Outro]
A# D D# Cm B