Verse
C#
I have noticed
A#m G# F#
That all the little sounds
C#
Gather 'round her
A#m G# F#
And bring my volume down
[Chorus]
A#m
She has got
Fm
What all need
C# E C#
Anatomically correct
C# D#m
And I forget
G# C# D#m
There'd be days like these
G# C# D#m
I can hardly breathe
G# C# D#m D
This is not what I need
[Verse 2]
C#
I should stop her
A#m G# F#
'Cos she's pissing on my lawn
C#
And my lights are out
A#m G# F#
I guess all my fuses are blown
[Chorus]
A#m
Turn the hose
F
On my house
C# E C#
Addam's Family pinball
C# D#m
Begins to reset
G# C# D#m
This is not what I need
G# C# D#m
I can hardly breathe
G# C# D#m D
No more days like these
[Bridge]
C#
I followed her down
B F#
Into the garbage can
C# G# E
With the noise that she makes
F#
She cuts my profits down
D#m G# C#
And all associated corporations
[Verse 3]
A#m G# F#
And my home appliances sleep
C#
Take vacations
A#m G# F#
And they lie and they steal and they cheat
[Chorus]
A#m
She has got
Fm
What all need
C# E C#
Anatomically correct
C# D#m
And I forget
G# C# D#m
There'd be days like these
G# C# D#m
I can hardly breathe
G# C# D#m D
This is not what I need
[Outro]
C# F F# D#m B