Intro
D#/G G# D# x3 D#/G G#
Verse 1:
Mark:
D#
I know I'm pathetic
I knew when she said it
Tom:
A# G#
C# loser a bum's what she called
me when I drove her home
Mark:
D#
There's no more waiting
and sure no more wasting
Tom:
A#
I've done all I can but she
G#
still wants to be left alone
Mark:
D#
You got you got you
A#
got to help me out
Tom:
G#
And I'll try not to argue
Mark:
D#
No one no one no
A#
one likes a drop out
Tom:
G#
Mistakes are hard to undo
Chorus 1:
Mark:
Cm D# A#
Don't pull me down
D#
this is where I belong
Tom:
G#
I think I'm different but
I'm the same and I'm wrong
Mark:
Cm D# A#
Don't pull me down
D#
this is where I belong
tom:
G#
I think I'm different
this is where I belong
Interlude: D#/G G# D# x3 D#/G G#
Verse 2:
Mark:
D#
I think it's disgusting
believing and trusting
Tom:
A#
If I gave a fuck there would
G#
be nothing for me to prove
Mark:
D#
Although it's amusing
it's slightly confusing
Tom:
A#
I've done all I can but her
G#
ego is still hard to move
Mark:
D#
You got you got you
A#
got to help me out
Tom:
G#
And I'll try not to argue
Mark:
D#
No one no one no
A#
one likes a drop out
Tom:
G#
Mistakes are hard to undo
(Repeat Chorus 1)
Interlude: D#/G G# D# x4
Cm D# A# D# G#
Chorus 2:
Mark:
Cm D# A#
Don't pull me down
D#
this is where I belong
Tom:
G#
I think I'm different
B(hold)
this is where I belong
2.) Voyeur
Key: E
Chords used:
E x32010
C#m x02210
A 133211
B 320003
Verse 1:
E
And when the day ends
C#m A
I'm sure she feels sorrow
E
The lonely guy I am I
C#m A
wait for her to change
E
I've been here two days
C#m A
I'll sure be here tomorrow
E
I'd eat her all if she
C#m A
were on my dinner plate
Chorus:
(and I wish)
B A E A E B
I wish she'd be more kind now
B A
I'm out of luck cause the
E B
shades are pulled down
A
I've seen everything
E B
there is to be shown
A E A E B E A E B
I followed her all the way home
Verse 2:
E
I can't be too cool in a
C#m A
tree with my pants down
E
The air is cold and I've
C#m A
got splinters in my feet
E
She caught me once but I
C#m A
don't think that she cares
E
now Unlike before her view
C#m A
is now blocked by a leaf
(Repeat Chorus)
Bridge:
E A
I bet this last time's
B A
the one time too many
E A
The rush of waiting is
B A
burning through my head
E A
Right after supper her
B A
brother shower's twice a
E A
week He kicks my ass so much
B A B
that filthy white inbred
Verse 3:
E
I've made mistakes by
C#m A
looking in the wrong window
E
Her dad is big and I've
C#m A
never seen his face
E
I've been here two days
C#m A
and I'll sure be here tomorrow
E
My lady's so sweet she
C#m A
likes to entertain
(Repeat Chorus)
(Repeat Bridge)
Mark: Bass Solo
A E B A E x6
Outro: E A E B x2, C(hold)
3.) Dammit
Key: E
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
E - x32010
B - 320003
C#m - x02210
A - 133211
F#m - xx0231
E/G# - 032xxx
Intro: C-G-Am-F- x4
Verse 1:
E B
its all right to tell me
C#m A
what you think about me
E B
i won't try to argue
C#m A
or hold it against you
E B
i know that you're leaving
C#m A
you must have your reason
E B
the season is calling
C#m A
your pictures are falling down
Interlude: C-G-Am-F- x2
Verse 2:
E B
the steps that i retrace
C#m A
the sad look on your face
E B
the timing the structure
C#m A
did you hear? he fucked her
E B
a day late a buck sort
C#m A
i'm riding the report
E B
i'm losing and failing
C#m A
when i move i'm failng
Chorus 1:
E
now and it will
B
happen once again
C#m
your turn to a friend
A
someone that understands
E
sees through a master plan
B
but everybody's gone
C#m
and i've been here for to long
A
to face this on your own
B E B C#m
Well I guess this is growing up
A E B C#m A
Well I guess this is growing up
Verse 3:
E B
and maybe i'll see you
C#m A
at a movie sneak preview
E B
you show up and walk by
C#m A
in the arm of that guy
E B
and I'll smile and
you'll wave
C#m A
and pretend it's ok
E B
the charade it won't
C#m
last we he's gone
A
i won't come back
Chorus 2:
E
back and it will
B
happen once again
C#m
your turn to a friend
A
someone that understands
E
sees through a master plan
B
but everybody's gone
C#m
and i've been here for to long
A
to face this on your own
B E B C#m
Well I guess this is growing up
A E B C#m A
Well I guess this is growing up
Interlude: C-Dm-C/E-F-C-Dm-C/E-
Outro:
A
Well I guess this
E B C#m
is growing up
A
Well I guess this
E B C#m
is growing up
A
Well I guess this
E B C#m
is growing up
A
Well I guess this
E B C#m
is growing up
A
Well I guess this
C(hold)
is growing up
4.) Boring
Key: C#
Chords used:
C# x02220
D#m x24432
C#/F x476xx
F# xx0232
G# 022100
C 466544
Fm x46654
Intro: C# G# x4
C# D#m C#/F F# G# D#m C# D#m
Verse 1:
C# C#/F A#m F#
You don't need nothing
G# C#/F G# D(hold)
And I know that you won't even try
C# C#/F A#m F#
Don't wait for me to help you
G# C#/F G# F#
It's too late for any of my advice
Chorus:
C# Fm C F# G#
No trust
C# Fm C F# G#
All I got is lies
C# Fm C F# G#
Boring
C# Fm C F# G#
All right
Interlude: C# D#m C#/F F# G# D#m C# D#m
Verse 2:
C# C#/F A#m F#
Misplaced your values
G# C#/F G# D(hold)
Forgot the importance of being right
C# C#/F A#m F#
Don't sit there and act humble
G# C#/F G# F#
I've heard your story a thousand times
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude: C# F# G# x4
Bass Solo: C# Fm C F# G#
Outro: C# Fm C F# G# A(hold)
5.) Dick Lips
Key: C#
Chords used:
C#/F x476xx or x42220
F# xx0232
C# x02220
G# 022100
A#m 244222
Intro: C#/F F# C# G# x2
Verse 1:
C#
Please mom You ground
me all the time
F#
I know that I was
G#
right All along
C#
And I'm hoping
Remember I'm a kid
F#
I know not what I
G#
did Just having fun
Refrain:
C#/F
You couldn't wait
F#
for something new
C#
And yesterday
G#
I thought of you
C#/F
It left me to think as
F#
if I couldn't walk away
C# G#
It's too late I fell through
Chorus:
A#m F#
Nothing to lose
C#
C# boy who went out
G#
when he finished
all his chores
A#m F#
Nothing to do
C#
They can't trust me because
G#
I blew it once before
Interlude: C#/F F# C# G# x2
Verse 2:
C#
Shit dad Please
don't kick my
F#
ass I know I've
seen you trashed
G#
At least one time
C#
Can I blame it
On one of my
dumb friends
F#
It's been awhile
Since I have
G#
used that line
(Repeat Refrain and Chorus)
(Alright)
Interlude: C# F# C#/F G# F# x4
C# x4
(Repeat Chorus)
end on A(hold)
6.) Waggy
Key: C#
Chords used:
C# x02220
A#m 244222
F# xx0232
D#m x24432
Intro: C# , C# A#m F# x2
Verse 1:
C#
Watching your house shrink
A#m
away in my rear view mirror
F# C#
As I drive away Wishing that
I could take back all those
A#m
words that meant nothing
F# C#
That I didn't say I'm trying
A#m F#
to be what you want me to be
C#
But it's so damn hard to
keep playing the part of
A#m F#
the fool Week after week
Chorus 1:
A#m F#
I think you need
D#m
some time alone
A#m F#
You say you want someone
C#
to call your own
A#m F#
Open you eyes You can
D#m
suck in your pride
A#m
You can live your
F#
life all on your own
Interlude: C# A#m F# x2
Verse 2:
C#
Is this all going to
be just another time
A#m F#
That we play this game
C#
I've tried to convince you
that things could be different
A#m F#
but somehow they end up the same
C#
But what did you expect from me
A#m F# C#
What am I supposed to do You say
that you're starting to feel
like you're getting
A#m F#
lost Well I do too
Chorus 2:
A#m
I don't want to
F# D#m
live this lie again
A#m F#
I know I'll get it right
C#
but I don't know when
A#m F#
I'll open my eyes I've
D#m
got something inside
A#m
I'll just jack off in
F#
my room until noon
Bass Solo: C# A#m F# x2
Interlude: C# A#m F# x2
Outro:
C#
It's never over
till it’s done
A#m
And I don't think
F#
that you're the one
(Repeat x4)
C# A#m F# A(hold)
7.) Enthused
Key: F#
Chords used:
F# xx0232
C# x02220
D#m x24432
B 320033
G#m7 022030
Intro: F# C# D#m C# B x2
Beat changes from slow to fast
F# D#m C# B C# x2, F# G#m7 B C# x2
F# C# B C#
Verse 1:
F# C# B
C#m I strungout crazy
C#
or not allowed
F# C#
To be the one who
B C#
gets stupid over you
F# G#m7 B
Lazy (lazy) laidback (laidback)
C# F#
maybe you're just on crack
G#m7
Why am I the one who gets
B C#
fucked up and confused GO!
Interlude: F# D#m C# B x4
F# G#m7 B C# x2
Verse 2:
F# G#m7
She doesn't care at all
B C#
She doesn't care at all
F# G#m7
She doesn't care about those
B C#
times we never shared at all
Interlude: F# D#m C# B x4
Verse 3:
F# D#m
If I were the last
C# B
Of the few who always ask
F#
Would you still be the
D#m C# B
same person that I knew
F# D#m
And if it's for me
A(hold)
Another boring story
F# D#m C# B
I swear I'll act enthused
Outro: Beat switched back from fast to slow
F# C# D#m C# B F# C# D#m C# F# D(hold)
8.) Untitled
Key: D#
Chords used:
D# x24442
G# 022100
A# 244322
Cm 466444
Intro: D# G# A# x2
Verse 1:
D#
I think of awhile ago
G# A#
We might have had it all
D#
I was so stupid then
G# A#
You needed time to grow
D#
But now just as things change
G# A#
As well my feelings do
D#
In time things rearrange
G# A#
I am so sick of chasing you
Chorus 1:
Cm G#
But what do I get cause
D#
just seem to lose
A#
You make me regret those
Cm
times I spent with you
G#
And playing those games
D#
as I wait for your call
A#
And now I give up so
G#
goodbye and so long
Interlude: Beat Changes from moderate to punk rock fast!!!
D# Cm A# G# x2
Verse 2:
D#
It's not a change of pace
G# A#
This time I'll get it right
D#
It's not a change of taste
G# A# D#
I was the one there last night
You have your other friends
G# A#
They were there when you cried
D#
Didn't mean to hurt you
G#
then Best friends just
A#
won't leave your side
(Repeat Chorus 1)
Interlude: D# G# A# x4
Verse 3:
D#
It's not a change of pace
G# A#
This time I'll get it right
D#
It's not a change of taste
E(hold)
I was the one there last night
Chorus 2:
Cm G#
When I needed you most
D#
When I needed a friend
A#
You let me down now
Cm
Like I let you down then
G#
So sorry it's over
D# A# D# A# D# A# D# A# B(hold)
(ahh...)
9.) Apple Shampoo
Key: E
Chords used:
E x32010
B 320003
C#m x02210
A 133211
F#m xx0231
Verse 1:
E
She didn't mean to
A B
deceive you believe me
E
But sometimes the
A B
hardest part is conceiving
Refrain 1:
C#m
The good intentions
A
that you had
Now only came to
C#m
this And although
she saw the mark
F#m A
The arrow missed
Verse 2:
E
It isn't exciting
A B
reciting the stories
E
Of kind words turned hurting
A B
when routine gets boring
Refrain 2:
C#m
Both getting tired
A
of punk rock clubs
And both playing
C#m
in punk rock bands
The start was
something good
F#m A
But some good
things must end
Interlude: E A B A x2
Verse 3:
E
And she said "It
A
could never survive
With such differing
B
lives One home one
A E
out on tour again
We may never come
A
back The strike of
B
a match The candle's
A
buring at both ends"
Interlude: E A B A x2
Verse 4:
E A
And now she knows too much
B
And I'm too fucked up
A
It's awkward trying
E
to make my move
I'll pretend that I'm
A
fine Show up right on
B
time But I know I'll
A
never be that cool
Refrain 3:
C#m
I never wanted to hold you
A
back I'm just trying to hold
C#m F#m A
on But my chance is gone
Chorus:
E B A
I know just where I stand a boy
Trapped in the body of a man and
E
I'll take what you're willing to
F#m
give And I'll teach myself to
A
live With a walk on part
B
of a background shot
A B
From a movie I'm not in
Interlude: E A B A x2
Bridge:
E A B A
She's so important
E A B A
And I'm so retarded
Refrain 4:
C#m A
And now I realize
C#m
I should have kissed you in L.A.
But I drove home all alone
F#m A B
As if I had a choice anyway
F#m
Where are you coming from?
A
What are you running from?
B
Is it so hard to see?
F#m
And if you're feeling scared
A
Remember the time we shared
You know it meant
B
everything (everything)
You know that it meant
A B E A B A E A
everything to me
B
You know that it meant
A
everything to me
Outro: E A B A x2 C(hold)
10.) Emo
Key: G#
Chords used:
D# x24442
Fm x46654
C# x02220
G# 022100
A#m 244222
Cm 466444
G#sus4 022200
G#/D 022300
G#/D# 022400
Intro: E--
B-E--F#m--A- x2
E-F#m-A-- x2
Verse 1:
D# Fm
One more time you
C# D#
will laugh without it
Fm
And he'll never try
C# G#
to give you more
And I don't care cause
Cm C# G#
he is such a dick
He treats you like
Cm C# D#
you a stupid whore
Fm
And it seems like things
C# D#
will never change
Fm
You go on every cloud
C# G#
is in your way
And I know you feel
Cm C# G#
empty all the time
You'll never listen to
Cm C#
anything that I say
Chorus 1:
D#
say She's better off
C# Fm D#
sleeping on the floor
C#
because she fell
G# D#
right off when all
C# Fm D#
are said you know
C# A#m
It's okay to just want more
Post Chorus: E-F#m-A-- x2
Verse 2:
D# Fm
Why leave when you
C# D#
claim it is love?
But why stay when
Fm C# G#
you're not the only one?
Cm C#
She's proved she's strong
G# Cm C#
Be brave be strong
Bridge:
E-Esus4-E/Bb-E/B-
Bass:
B-E--F#m-A- x4
Outro:
D# G# A#m C# D#
She's better off sleeping on the floor
G# A#m C# D#
She's better off sleeping on the floor
(Because she fell right off her bed)
D# G# A#m C# D#
She's better off sleeping on the floor
G# A#m C# D#
She's better off sleeping on the floor
(Because she fell right off her bed)
D# G# A#m C# D#
She's better off sleeping on the floor
G# A#m C# D#
She's better off sleeping on the floor
(Because she fell right off her bed)
D# G# A#m C# D#
She's better off sleeping on the floor
D# G# A#m C# D#
She's better off sleeping on the floor
D# G# A#m C# D#
She's better off sleeping on the floor
G# A#m C# E(hold)
She's better off sleeping on the floor
11.) Josie
Key: D#
Chords used:
D# x24442
Cm 466444
G# 022100
A# 244322
Fm x46654
Intro: D# x4,
Bass Solo:
D# Cm G# x3, D# Cm E, D# Cm G#
Verse 1:
Mark:
D#
Yeah my girlfriend takes me
A# G#
home when I'm too drunk to drive
D# Fm
and she doesn't get all jealous
G#
when I hang out with the
D#
guys she laughs at my dumb
A# G#
jokes when no one does
D#
she brings me mexican food
Fm G#
from Sombrero's just because
D#
(yeah just because)
Verse 2:
Mark:
D#
And my girlfriend
A# G#
likes U.L. and D.H.C.
D#
and she's so smart
Fm
and independent I
G#
don't think she needs
D#
me quite half as much
A# G#
as I know I need her I
D#
wonder why there's not
Fm G#
another guy that she'd prefer
Refrain:
Mark:
A# G#
And when I feel like giving up
D#
like my world is falling down
A# Fm
I show up at 3 am she's still
up watching Vacation and
G#
I see her pretty face
it takes me away to a
better place and
Chorus:
Tom:
D#
I know that everything
A#
I know that everything
G#
I know that everything
Mark:
Cm A#
everything's gonna be fine
Tom:
D#
I know that everything
A#
I know that everything
G#
I know that everything
Mark:
Cm A# D#
everything's gonna be fine
Verse 3:
Mark:
D#
Yeah my girlfriend takes
A# G#
collect calls from the road
D# Fm
and it doesn't seem to matter
G#
that I'm lacking in the
D#
bulge she laughs at my
A# G#
dumb jokes when no one does
D#
she brings me mexican food
Fm G#
from Sombrero's just because
(Repeat Refrain)
(Repeat Chorus twice)
Bass Solo:
D# Cm G# x3, D# Cm E, D# Cm G#
(Repeat Chorus twice)
12.) C# New Hope
Key: B
Chords used:
B 320033
C#m x02210
E x32010
F# xx0232
G#m 022000
A# 244322
Intro: B C#m B C#m E F# x2
B C#m E F# x2
Verse 1:
B E F#
i've got her in my head
B E F#
At night when i go to bed
G#m
And I know it sounds lame
E F# B
But she's the girl of my dreams
B E F#
And of course I'd do anything for
B E F#
her I'd search the moons of Endor
G#m
I'd even walk naked through
E F# B
the deserts of Tatooine
Chorus:
C#m E
Princess Leia where are you tonight?
B C#m B A# B C#m B
And who's laying there by your side
C#m
Every night I fall asleep with
E F#
you And I wake up alone
Interlude: B C#m B C#m E F#
B C#m E F#
Verse 2:
B E
And even though I'm not as cool
F# B E
as Han I want to still be your
F# G#m
man You're exactly the kind
E F# B
of Alderranian that I need
B E F#
But when you were available
B E
I was drinking Colt 45's with
F# G#m
Lando I was hanging out in
E F# B
the cantina on Moss Eisley
(Repeat chorus)
G(hold)
Beat Changes:
Bass Solo:
B C#m B C#m E F# B C#m B C#m E
Interlude: plam mute
B C#m E F# x2
Beat Changes Back:
B F# E G#m F# x3
B F# C(hold)
Bridge:
C#m E B C#m B A# B C#m B
Ohh ohh Princess Leia
C#m E B C#m B A# B C#m B
Ohh ohh Princess Leia
(Repeat chorus)
End on G(hold)
13.) Degenerate
Key: D
Chords used:
D x13331
A 133211
F#m xx0231
G x68886
Em X35543
Intro: D A F#m Em x2
Verse 1:
D A
Crossed the street
F#m Em
Naked at night
D A F#m
Bent over to show
Em
some moonlight
D A
Pulled out some beer
F#m F#m
and I gulped it down
D A
Nude in a gutter is
F#m Em
how I was found
D A
Thrown in a police car
F#m Em
and the door slammed
D A
No noise just silence
F#m
as I screamed my
Em D
dick was jammed
A F#m
Now in prison for one
Em
month no one to
D A
see All I got is
F#m Em
this guy Ben Dover
Chorus:
D A
Don't like hesh don't like rap
Kicked ol' Sally cause she's
G A
fat I'm a jerk I'm a punk
D
Took a shower cause I stunk
A
Smoked a bong killed a cat
G
Had my nuts attacked by rats
A
Dad got nude I wore a thong
For a hobby I make bombs
Interlude:
Fast: D A G A x2
Slow: D A F#m Em x2
Verse 2:
D A F#m Em
Went to a farm to tip some cows
D A F#m Em
Forgot that I left my pants down
D A F#m Em
Bent over to pick them up
D A F#m
Felt a twelve gauge right
Em D
in my hum didi hum
A
The famer took me
F#m Em
to his house
D A
Showed me the closet
F#m Em
from the inside out
D A
The police came
F#m Em
and took me away
D A
Saw Ben Dover again
F#m Em
and he's still gay
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
Fast:
D A G A x4
Slow: D A F#m Em x2
(Repeat chorus)
End on Bb(hold)
14.) Lemmings
Key: D#
Chords used:
D# x24442
A# 244322
Cm 466444
G# 022100
Fm x46654
A#/D x143xx
D#/G x698xx
Intro: D#
D# G# D# Cm A# Cm G# x2
Verse 1:
D#
C# freight train to the right
feeling that sting of pride
A#/D
It's fucking with me
it's fucking with you
G# Cm
All's fair in love and war until
G#
you say it isn't but you're wrong
D#
Words on the back of flyers
my clothes are in the
A#/D
dryer It means nothing
nothing is changing
G#
La familia is dead and gone
Cm G#
the children grew up and moved on
Chorus:
A# Cm
Is it too much to ask for the
G#
things to work out this time?
I'm only asking for what is
A#
mine I wanted everything
Cm
I got it and now I'm
G#
gonna Throw it away I'll
throw it away (yeah)
Interlude:
D# G# D# Cm A# Cm G# x2
Verse 2:
D#
Time fading and a box of glazed
pulling fly bys on days
A#/D
When we were young and innocent
G#
Elbow drop Sundays when
Cm G#
Mark Eaton got beat to shit
D#
Laughing at the bands we hate
all the spots we used to skate
A#/D
They're still there but
we've gone our own ways
G#
I know it's for the best
Cm
but sometimes I wonder
G#
Will I ever have friends
like you again?
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
D# A#/D G# Cm G# x2
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
D# Fm D#/G G# x2
D# Fm Cm G# x2
Outro:
D#
You're gonna drown
Fm
in the mess you make
Cm G#
Your self inflicted hate
D#
You turn your back on
Fm
the friends you lose
Cm
When they don't
G#
follow all your rules
D#
But people are
Fm
what they wanna be
Cm
They're not lemmings
G#
to the sea
D#
Maybe it's time you
Fm
looked at yourself
Cm
And stop blaming life
G# B(hold)
on someone else
15.) I'm Sorry
Key: C#
Chords used:
C# x02220
G# 022100
A#m 244222
F# xx0232
G#/C 476xxx
D#m x24432
Intro: C# G# A#m F# x2
Tom:
F# C#
Don't bide your time
G#
Cause it is almost over
F#
And I know you're down
F#
And I'll see you around
C#
And I know it hurts
G#
But you're just getting older
F#
And I know you'll win
G# A(hold)
You'll do it once again
Beat Changes:
G#/C C# x3, G#/C C# D#m
C# F# D#m F# G# x2
Verse 1:
Tom:
C# G#
Just yesterday
F# G# C#
It always seemed like such a dream
G# F#
We're unstoppable indestructable
G# C#
Nothing happens to our machine
G#
And there's no harm
F# G# C#
At least nothing we can see
G# F#
As for you not so true
G#
He couldn't choose where
his road would lead
Interlude: C# F# D#m F# G# x2
Verse 2:
Tom:
C# G# F#
What a loss You just
G# C#
lost all your sleep
G#
And we've always thought
F# G#
That this could never
C#
happen you see
G#
That it's so hard
F# G# C#
You gotta get up on your feet
G# F#
Cause the only way I gotta say
G#
Is to move on through the week
Chorus:
Tom:
F# C#
Don't bide your time
G#
Cause it is almost over
F#
And I know you're down
F#
And I'll see you around
C#
And I know it hurts
G#
But you're just getting older
F#
And I know you'll win
G#
You'll do it once again
Interlude: C# G# A#m F# x2
Bridge:
Mark:
C#
I'm Sorry I'm sorry
G#
I'm Sorry I'm sorry
A#m
I'm Sorry I'm sorry
F#
I'm Sorry I'm sorry
(Repeat x4)
Tom: will enter after mark's 5th time of I'm sorry
C# G#
This Happened to you
A#m F#
This Happened to you
(Repeat x2)
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude: C# F# D#m F# G# x2
Outro:
Mark: Speaking to his dog
Oh yeah, oh man, too many beers...
Wha... what's going on? Ahh...
yeah, there we go. Whoooo. Okay.
Uh, no, wait, hang on a second...
ahh, yeah. Rexie, here boy! Here Rex!
Come on boy! Come on boy! Oh, good boy!
Oh, you wanna drink, don't you!
You're a little thirsty dog, aren't you!
Come here boy, okay, here ya go,
here, drink a little, there ya go, good doggy!
Good doggy! Oh Rex, you like that, huh.
I like you Rex.