Intro
C/E F C x3 C/E F
Verse 1:
Mark:
C
I know I'm pathetic
I knew when she said it
Tom:
G F
A# loser a bum's what she called
me when I drove her home
Mark:
C
There's no more waiting
and sure no more wasting
Tom:
G
I've done all I can but she
F
still wants to be left alone
Mark:
C
You got you got you
G
got to help me out
Tom:
F
And I'll try not to argue
Mark:
C
No one no one no
G
one likes a drop out
Tom:
F
Mistakes are hard to undo
Chorus 1:
Mark:
Am C G
Don't pull me down
C
this is where I belong
Tom:
F
I think I'm different but
I'm the same and I'm wrong
Mark:
Am C G
Don't pull me down
C
this is where I belong
tom:
F
I think I'm different
this is where I belong
Interlude: C/E F C x3 C/E F
Verse 2:
Mark:
C
I think it's disgusting
believing and trusting
Tom:
G
If I gave a fuck there would
F
be nothing for me to prove
Mark:
C
Although it's amusing
it's slightly confusing
Tom:
G
I've done all I can but her
F
ego is still hard to move
Mark:
C
You got you got you
G
got to help me out
Tom:
F
And I'll try not to argue
Mark:
C
No one no one no
G
one likes a drop out
Tom:
F
Mistakes are hard to undo
(Repeat Chorus 1)
Interlude: C/E F C x4
Am C G C F
Chorus 2:
Mark:
Am C G
Don't pull me down
C
this is where I belong
Tom:
F
I think I'm different
B(hold)
this is where I belong
2.) Voyeur
Key: C#
Chords used:
C# x32010
A#m x02210
F# 133211
G# 320003
Verse 1:
C#
And when the day ends
A#m F#
I'm sure she feels sorrow
C#
The lonely guy I am I
A#m F#
wait for her to change
C#
I've been here two days
A#m F#
I'll sure be here tomorrow
C#
I'd eat her all if she
A#m F#
were on my dinner plate
Chorus:
(and I wish)
G# F# C# F# C# G#
I wish she'd be more kind now
G# F#
I'm out of luck cause the
C# G#
shades are pulled down
F#
I've seen everything
C# G#
there is to be shown
F# C# F# C# G# C# F# C# G#
I followed her all the way home
Verse 2:
C#
I can't be too cool in a
A#m F#
tree with my pants down
C#
The air is cold and I've
A#m F#
got splinters in my feet
C#
She caught me once but I
A#m F#
don't think that she cares
C#
now Unlike before her view
A#m F#
is now blocked by a leaf
(Repeat Chorus)
Bridge:
C# F#
I bet this last time's
G# F#
the one time too many
C# F#
The rush of waiting is
G# F#
burning through my head
C# F#
Right after supper her
G# F#
brother shower's twice a
C# F#
week He kicks my ass so much
G# F# G#
that filthy white inbred
Verse 3:
C#
I've made mistakes by
A#m F#
looking in the wrong window
C#
Her dad is big and I've
A#m F#
never seen his face
C#
I've been here two days
A#m F#
and I'll sure be here tomorrow
C#
My lady's so sweet she
A#m F#
likes to entertain
(Repeat Chorus)
(Repeat Bridge)
Mark: Bass Solo
F# C# G# F# C# x6
Outro: C# F# C# G# x2, C(hold)
3.) Dammit
Key: C#
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
C# - x32010
G# - 320003
A#m - x02210
F# - 133211
D#m - xx0231
C#/F - 032xxx
Intro: C-G-Am-F- x4
Verse 1:
C# G#
its all right to tell me
A#m F#
what you think about me
C# G#
i won't try to argue
A#m F#
or hold it against you
C# G#
i know that you're leaving
A#m F#
you must have your reason
C# G#
the season is calling
A#m F#
your pictures are falling down
Interlude: C-G-Am-F- x2
Verse 2:
C# G#
the steps that i retrace
A#m F#
the sad look on your face
C# G#
the timing the structure
A#m F#
did you hear? he fucked her
C# G#
a day late a buck sort
A#m F#
i'm riding the report
C# G#
i'm losing and failing
A#m F#
when i move i'm failng
Chorus 1:
C#
now and it will
G#
happen once again
A#m
your turn to a friend
F#
someone that understands
C#
sees through a master plan
G#
but everybody's gone
A#m
and i've been here for to long
F#
to face this on your own
G# C# G# A#m
Well I guess this is growing up
F# C# G# A#m F#
Well I guess this is growing up
Verse 3:
C# G#
and maybe i'll see you
A#m F#
at a movie sneak preview
C# G#
you show up and walk by
A#m F#
in the arm of that guy
C# G#
and I'll smile and
you'll wave
A#m F#
and pretend it's ok
C# G#
the charade it won't
A#m
last we he's gone
F#
i won't come back
Chorus 2:
C#
back and it will
G#
happen once again
A#m
your turn to a friend
F#
someone that understands
C#
sees through a master plan
G#
but everybody's gone
A#m
and i've been here for to long
F#
to face this on your own
G# C# G# A#m
Well I guess this is growing up
F# C# G# A#m F#
Well I guess this is growing up
Interlude: C-Dm-C/E-F-C-Dm-C/E-
Outro:
F#
Well I guess this
C# G# A#m
is growing up
F#
Well I guess this
C# G# A#m
is growing up
F#
Well I guess this
C# G# A#m
is growing up
F#
Well I guess this
C# G# A#m
is growing up
F#
Well I guess this
C(hold)
is growing up
4.) Boring
Key: A#
Chords used:
A# x02220
Cm x24432
A#/D x476xx
D# xx0232
F 022100
A 466544
Dm x46654
Intro: A# F x4
A# Cm A#/D D# F Cm A# Cm
Verse 1:
A# A#/D Gm D#
You don't need nothing
F A#/D F D(hold)
And I know that you won't even try
A# A#/D Gm D#
Don't wait for me to help you
F A#/D F D#
It's too late for any of my advice
Chorus:
A# Dm A D# F
No trust
A# Dm A D# F
All I got is lies
A# Dm A D# F
Boring
A# Dm A D# F
All right
Interlude: A# Cm A#/D D# F Cm A# Cm
Verse 2:
A# A#/D Gm D#
Misplaced your values
F A#/D F D(hold)
Forgot the importance of being right
A# A#/D Gm D#
Don't sit there and act humble
F A#/D F D#
I've heard your story a thousand times
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude: A# D# F x4
Bass Solo: A# Dm A D# F
Outro: A# Dm A D# F A(hold)
5.) Dick Lips
Key: A#
Chords used:
A#/D x476xx or x42220
D# xx0232
A# x02220
F 022100
Gm 244222
Intro: A#/D D# A# F x2
Verse 1:
A#
Please mom You ground
me all the time
D#
I know that I was
F
right All along
A#
And I'm hoping
Remember I'm a kid
D#
I know not what I
F
did Just having fun
Refrain:
A#/D
You couldn't wait
D#
for something new
A#
And yesterday
F
I thought of you
A#/D
It left me to think as
D#
if I couldn't walk away
A# F
It's too late I fell through
Chorus:
Gm D#
Nothing to lose
A#
A# boy who went out
F
when he finished
all his chores
Gm D#
Nothing to do
A#
They can't trust me because
F
I blew it once before
Interlude: A#/D D# A# F x2
Verse 2:
A#
Shit dad Please
don't kick my
D#
ass I know I've
seen you trashed
F
At least one time
A#
Can I blame it
On one of my
dumb friends
D#
It's been awhile
Since I have
F
used that line
(Repeat Refrain and Chorus)
(Alright)
Interlude: A# D# A#/D F D# x4
A# x4
(Repeat Chorus)
end on A(hold)
6.) Waggy
Key: A#
Chords used:
A# x02220
Gm 244222
D# xx0232
Cm x24432
Intro: A# , A# Gm D# x2
Verse 1:
A#
Watching your house shrink
Gm
away in my rear view mirror
D# A#
As I drive away Wishing that
I could take back all those
Gm
words that meant nothing
D# A#
That I didn't say I'm trying
Gm D#
to be what you want me to be
A#
But it's so damn hard to
keep playing the part of
Gm D#
the fool Week after week
Chorus 1:
Gm D#
I think you need
Cm
some time alone
Gm D#
You say you want someone
A#
to call your own
Gm D#
Open you eyes You can
Cm
suck in your pride
Gm
You can live your
D#
life all on your own
Interlude: A# Gm D# x2
Verse 2:
A#
Is this all going to
be just another time
Gm D#
That we play this game
A#
I've tried to convince you
that things could be different
Gm D#
but somehow they end up the same
A#
But what did you expect from me
Gm D# A#
What am I supposed to do You say
that you're starting to feel
like you're getting
Gm D#
lost Well I do too
Chorus 2:
Gm
I don't want to
D# Cm
live this lie again
Gm D#
I know I'll get it right
A#
but I don't know when
Gm D#
I'll open my eyes I've
Cm
got something inside
Gm
I'll just jack off in
D#
my room until noon
Bass Solo: A# Gm D# x2
Interlude: A# Gm D# x2
Outro:
A#
It's never over
till it’s done
Gm
And I don't think
D#
that you're the one
(Repeat x4)
A# Gm D# A(hold)
7.) Enthused
Key: D#
Chords used:
D# xx0232
A# x02220
Cm x24432
G# 320033
Fm7 022030
Intro: D# A# Cm A# G# x2
Beat changes from slow to fast
D# Cm A# G# A# x2, D# Fm7 G# A# x2
D# A# G# A#
Verse 1:
D# A# G#
A#m I strungout crazy
A#
or not allowed
D# A#
To be the one who
G# A#
gets stupid over you
D# Fm7 G#
Lazy (lazy) laidback (laidback)
A# D#
maybe you're just on crack
Fm7
Why am I the one who gets
G# A#
fucked up and confused GO!
Interlude: D# Cm A# G# x4
D# Fm7 G# A# x2
Verse 2:
D# Fm7
She doesn't care at all
G# A#
She doesn't care at all
D# Fm7
She doesn't care about those
G# A#
times we never shared at all
Interlude: D# Cm A# G# x4
Verse 3:
D# Cm
If I were the last
A# G#
Of the few who always ask
D#
Would you still be the
Cm A# G#
same person that I knew
D# Cm
And if it's for me
A(hold)
Another boring story
D# Cm A# G#
I swear I'll act enthused
Outro: Beat switched back from fast to slow
D# A# Cm A# G# D# A# Cm A# D# D(hold)
8.) Untitled
Key: C
Chords used:
C x24442
F 022100
G 244322
Am 466444
Intro: C F G x2
Verse 1:
C
I think of awhile ago
F G
We might have had it all
C
I was so stupid then
F G
You needed time to grow
C
But now just as things change
F G
As well my feelings do
C
In time things rearrange
F G
I am so sick of chasing you
Chorus 1:
Am F
But what do I get cause
C
just seem to lose
G
You make me regret those
Am
times I spent with you
F
And playing those games
C
as I wait for your call
G
And now I give up so
F
goodbye and so long
Interlude: Beat Changes from moderate to punk rock fast!!!
C Am G F x2
Verse 2:
C
It's not a change of pace
F G
This time I'll get it right
C
It's not a change of taste
F G C
I was the one there last night
You have your other friends
F G
They were there when you cried
C
Didn't mean to hurt you
F
then Best friends just
G
won't leave your side
(Repeat Chorus 1)
Interlude: C F G x4
Verse 3:
C
It's not a change of pace
F G
This time I'll get it right
C
It's not a change of taste
E(hold)
I was the one there last night
Chorus 2:
Am F
When I needed you most
C
When I needed a friend
G
You let me down now
Am
Like I let you down then
F
So sorry it's over
C G C G C G C G B(hold)
(ahh...)
9.) Apple Shampoo
Key: C#
Chords used:
C# x32010
G# 320003
A#m x02210
F# 133211
D#m xx0231
Verse 1:
C#
She didn't mean to
F# G#
deceive you believe me
C#
But sometimes the
F# G#
hardest part is conceiving
Refrain 1:
A#m
The good intentions
F#
that you had
Now only came to
A#m
this And although
she saw the mark
D#m F#
The arrow missed
Verse 2:
C#
It isn't exciting
F# G#
reciting the stories
C#
Of kind words turned hurting
F# G#
when routine gets boring
Refrain 2:
A#m
Both getting tired
F#
of punk rock clubs
And both playing
A#m
in punk rock bands
The start was
something good
D#m F#
But some good
things must end
Interlude: C# F# G# F# x2
Verse 3:
C#
And she said "It
F#
could never survive
With such differing
G#
lives One home one
F# C#
out on tour again
We may never come
F#
back The strike of
G#
a match The candle's
F#
buring at both ends"
Interlude: C# F# G# F# x2
Verse 4:
C# F#
And now she knows too much
G#
And I'm too fucked up
F#
It's awkward trying
C#
to make my move
I'll pretend that I'm
F#
fine Show up right on
G#
time But I know I'll
F#
never be that cool
Refrain 3:
A#m
I never wanted to hold you
F#
back I'm just trying to hold
A#m D#m F#
on But my chance is gone
Chorus:
C# G# F#
I know just where I stand a boy
Trapped in the body of a man and
C#
I'll take what you're willing to
D#m
give And I'll teach myself to
F#
live With a walk on part
G#
of a background shot
F# G#
From a movie I'm not in
Interlude: C# F# G# F# x2
Bridge:
C# F# G# F#
She's so important
C# F# G# F#
And I'm so retarded
Refrain 4:
A#m F#
And now I realize
A#m
I should have kissed you in L.A.
But I drove home all alone
D#m F# G#
As if I had a choice anyway
D#m
Where are you coming from?
F#
What are you running from?
G#
Is it so hard to see?
D#m
And if you're feeling scared
F#
Remember the time we shared
You know it meant
G#
everything (everything)
You know that it meant
F# G# C# F# G# F# C# F#
everything to me
G#
You know that it meant
F#
everything to me
Outro: C# F# G# F# x2 C(hold)
10.) Emo
Key: F
Chords used:
C x24442
Dm x46654
A# x02220
F 022100
Gm 244222
Am 466444
Fsus4 022200
F/Cb 022300
F/C 022400
Intro: E--
B-E--F#m--A- x2
E-F#m-A-- x2
Verse 1:
C Dm
One more time you
A# C
will laugh without it
Dm
And he'll never try
A# F
to give you more
And I don't care cause
Am A# F
he is such a dick
He treats you like
Am A# C
you a stupid whore
Dm
And it seems like things
A# C
will never change
Dm
You go on every cloud
A# F
is in your way
And I know you feel
Am A# F
empty all the time
You'll never listen to
Am A#
anything that I say
Chorus 1:
C
say She's better off
A# Dm C
sleeping on the floor
A#
because she fell
F C
right off when all
A# Dm C
are said you know
A# Gm
It's okay to just want more
Post Chorus: E-F#m-A-- x2
Verse 2:
C Dm
Why leave when you
A# C
claim it is love?
But why stay when
Dm A# F
you're not the only one?
Am A#
She's proved she's strong
F Am A#
Be brave be strong
Bridge:
E-Esus4-E/Bb-E/B-
Bass:
B-E--F#m-A- x4
Outro:
C F Gm A# C
She's better off sleeping on the floor
F Gm A# C
She's better off sleeping on the floor
(Because she fell right off her bed)
C F Gm A# C
She's better off sleeping on the floor
F Gm A# C
She's better off sleeping on the floor
(Because she fell right off her bed)
C F Gm A# C
She's better off sleeping on the floor
F Gm A# C
She's better off sleeping on the floor
(Because she fell right off her bed)
C F Gm A# C
She's better off sleeping on the floor
C F Gm A# C
She's better off sleeping on the floor
C F Gm A# C
She's better off sleeping on the floor
F Gm A# E(hold)
She's better off sleeping on the floor
11.) Josie
Key: C
Chords used:
C x24442
Am 466444
F 022100
G 244322
Dm x46654
Intro: C x4,
Bass Solo:
C Am F x3, C Am E, C Am F
Verse 1:
Mark:
C
Yeah my girlfriend takes me
G F
home when I'm too drunk to drive
C Dm
and she doesn't get all jealous
F
when I hang out with the
C
guys she laughs at my dumb
G F
jokes when no one does
C
she brings me mexican food
Dm F
from Sombrero's just because
C
(yeah just because)
Verse 2:
Mark:
C
And my girlfriend
G F
likes U.L. and D.H.C.
C
and she's so smart
Dm
and independent I
F
don't think she needs
C
me quite half as much
G F
as I know I need her I
C
wonder why there's not
Dm F
another guy that she'd prefer
Refrain:
Mark:
G F
And when I feel like giving up
C
like my world is falling down
G Dm
I show up at 3 am she's still
up watching Vacation and
F
I see her pretty face
it takes me away to a
better place and
Chorus:
Tom:
C
I know that everything
G
I know that everything
F
I know that everything
Mark:
Am G
everything's gonna be fine
Tom:
C
I know that everything
G
I know that everything
F
I know that everything
Mark:
Am G C
everything's gonna be fine
Verse 3:
Mark:
C
Yeah my girlfriend takes
G F
collect calls from the road
C Dm
and it doesn't seem to matter
F
that I'm lacking in the
C
bulge she laughs at my
G F
dumb jokes when no one does
C
she brings me mexican food
Dm F
from Sombrero's just because
(Repeat Refrain)
(Repeat Chorus twice)
Bass Solo:
C Am F x3, C Am E, C Am F
(Repeat Chorus twice)
12.) A# New Hope
Key: G#
Chords used:
G# 320033
A#m x02210
C# x32010
D# xx0232
Fm 022000
G 244322
Intro: G# A#m G# A#m C# D# x2
G# A#m C# D# x2
Verse 1:
G# C# D#
i've got her in my head
G# C# D#
At night when i go to bed
Fm
And I know it sounds lame
C# D# G#
But she's the girl of my dreams
G# C# D#
And of course I'd do anything for
G# C# D#
her I'd search the moons of Endor
Fm
I'd even walk naked through
C# D# G#
the deserts of Tatooine
Chorus:
A#m C#
Princess Leia where are you tonight?
G# A#m G# G G# A#m G#
And who's laying there by your side
A#m
Every night I fall asleep with
C# D#
you And I wake up alone
Interlude: G# A#m G# A#m C# D#
G# A#m C# D#
Verse 2:
G# C#
And even though I'm not as cool
D# G# C#
as Han I want to still be your
D# Fm
man You're exactly the kind
C# D# G#
of Alderranian that I need
G# C# D#
But when you were available
G# C#
I was drinking Colt 45's with
D# Fm
Lando I was hanging out in
C# D# G#
the cantina on Moss Eisley
(Repeat chorus)
G(hold)
Beat Changes:
Bass Solo:
G# A#m G# A#m C# D# G# A#m G# A#m C#
Interlude: plam mute
G# A#m C# D# x2
Beat Changes Back:
G# D# C# Fm D# x3
G# D# C(hold)
Bridge:
A#m C# G# A#m G# G G# A#m G#
Ohh ohh Princess Leia
A#m C# G# A#m G# G G# A#m G#
Ohh ohh Princess Leia
(Repeat chorus)
End on G(hold)
13.) Degenerate
Key: Cb
Chords used:
Cb x13331
F# 133211
D#m xx0231
Fb x68886
C#m X35543
Intro: Cb F# D#m C#m x2
Verse 1:
Cb F#
Crossed the street
D#m C#m
Naked at night
Cb F# D#m
Bent over to show
C#m
some moonlight
Cb F#
Pulled out some beer
D#m D#m
and I gulped it down
Cb F#
Nude in a gutter is
D#m C#m
how I was found
Cb F#
Thrown in a police car
D#m C#m
and the door slammed
Cb F#
No noise just silence
D#m
as I screamed my
C#m Cb
dick was jammed
F# D#m
Now in prison for one
C#m
month no one to
Cb F#
see All I got is
D#m C#m
this guy Ben Dover
Chorus:
Cb F#
Don't like hesh don't like rap
Kicked ol' Sally cause she's
Fb F#
fat I'm a jerk I'm a punk
Cb
Took a shower cause I stunk
F#
Smoked a bong killed a cat
Fb
Had my nuts attacked by rats
F#
Dad got nude I wore a thong
For a hobby I make bombs
Interlude:
Fast: Cb F# Fb F# x2
Slow: Cb F# D#m C#m x2
Verse 2:
Cb F# D#m C#m
Went to a farm to tip some cows
Cb F# D#m C#m
Forgot that I left my pants down
Cb F# D#m C#m
Bent over to pick them up
Cb F# D#m
Felt a twelve gauge right
C#m Cb
in my hum didi hum
F#
The famer took me
D#m C#m
to his house
Cb F#
Showed me the closet
D#m C#m
from the inside out
Cb F#
The police came
D#m C#m
and took me away
Cb F#
Saw Ben Dover again
D#m C#m
and he's still gay
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
Fast:
Cb F# Fb F# x4
Slow: Cb F# D#m C#m x2
(Repeat chorus)
End on Bb(hold)
14.) Lemmings
Key: C
Chords used:
C x24442
G 244322
Am 466444
F 022100
Dm x46654
G/Cb x143xx
C/E x698xx
Intro: C
C F C Am G Am F x2
Verse 1:
C
A# freight train to the right
feeling that sting of pride
G/Cb
It's fucking with me
it's fucking with you
F Am
All's fair in love and war until
F
you say it isn't but you're wrong
C
Words on the back of flyers
my clothes are in the
G/Cb
dryer It means nothing
nothing is changing
F
La familia is dead and gone
Am F
the children grew up and moved on
Chorus:
G Am
Is it too much to ask for the
F
things to work out this time?
I'm only asking for what is
G
mine I wanted everything
Am
I got it and now I'm
F
gonna Throw it away I'll
throw it away (yeah)
Interlude:
C F C Am G Am F x2
Verse 2:
C
Time fading and a box of glazed
pulling fly bys on days
G/Cb
When we were young and innocent
F
Elbow drop Sundays when
Am F
Mark Eaton got beat to shit
C
Laughing at the bands we hate
all the spots we used to skate
G/Cb
They're still there but
we've gone our own ways
F
I know it's for the best
Am
but sometimes I wonder
F
Will I ever have friends
like you again?
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
C G/Cb F Am F x2
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
C Dm C/E F x2
C Dm Am F x2
Outro:
C
You're gonna drown
Dm
in the mess you make
Am F
Your self inflicted hate
C
You turn your back on
Dm
the friends you lose
Am
When they don't
F
follow all your rules
C
But people are
Dm
what they wanna be
Am
They're not lemmings
F
to the sea
C
Maybe it's time you
Dm
looked at yourself
Am
And stop blaming life
F B(hold)
on someone else
15.) I'm Sorry
Key: A#
Chords used:
A# x02220
F 022100
Gm 244222
D# xx0232
F/A 476xxx
Cm x24432
Intro: A# F Gm D# x2
Tom:
D# A#
Don't bide your time
F
Cause it is almost over
D#
And I know you're down
D#
And I'll see you around
A#
And I know it hurts
F
But you're just getting older
D#
And I know you'll win
F A(hold)
You'll do it once again
Beat Changes:
F/A A# x3, F/A A# Cm
A# D# Cm D# F x2
Verse 1:
Tom:
A# F
Just yesterday
D# F A#
It always seemed like such a dream
F D#
We're unstoppable indestructable
F A#
Nothing happens to our machine
F
And there's no harm
D# F A#
At least nothing we can see
F D#
As for you not so true
F
He couldn't choose where
his road would lead
Interlude: A# D# Cm D# F x2
Verse 2:
Tom:
A# F D#
What a loss You just
F A#
lost all your sleep
F
And we've always thought
D# F
That this could never
A#
happen you see
F
That it's so hard
D# F A#
You gotta get up on your feet
F D#
Cause the only way I gotta say
F
Is to move on through the week
Chorus:
Tom:
D# A#
Don't bide your time
F
Cause it is almost over
D#
And I know you're down
D#
And I'll see you around
A#
And I know it hurts
F
But you're just getting older
D#
And I know you'll win
F
You'll do it once again
Interlude: A# F Gm D# x2
Bridge:
Mark:
A#
I'm Sorry I'm sorry
F
I'm Sorry I'm sorry
Gm
I'm Sorry I'm sorry
D#
I'm Sorry I'm sorry
(Repeat x4)
Tom: will enter after mark's 5th time of I'm sorry
A# F
This Happened to you
Gm D#
This Happened to you
(Repeat x2)
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude: A# D# Cm D# F x2
Outro:
Mark: Speaking to his dog
Oh yeah, oh man, too many beers...
Wha... what's going on? Ahh...
yeah, there we go. Whoooo. Okay.
Uh, no, wait, hang on a second...
ahh, yeah. Rexie, here boy! Here Rex!
Come on boy! Come on boy! Oh, good boy!
Oh, you wanna drink, don't you!
You're a little thirsty dog, aren't you!
Come here boy, okay, here ya go,
here, drink a little, there ya go, good doggy!
Good doggy! Oh Rex, you like that, huh.
I like you Rex.